To the transport trucker carrying blue tractor(s) who just pulled into my lane as though I wasn’t even there today at 4:30pm heading into Dartmouth…are you daft man? Was it that important to pass me in a fucking blizzard because I was only doing 80? Was the gravy getting cold on your deep fried donair? Damn brother, you were literally almost missionary on my little 4 wheel ass, doing 20km/h faster than me on a slippery highway at dusk with flurries. Wooohooo let’s dance! Daft is far too polite a word for your inconsiderate face. On the off chance that you read this, I hope you lose your license and your job and have the shittiest fucking Christmas ever, you complete and utter TOOL. I hope your jockey shorts catch fire. Go fuck yourself. —Angry But Grateful
This article appears in Dec 19-25, 2013.
He was practicing for his Bus Drivers exam?
Maybe just pull right a bit and let him pass?
I would hazard a guess to say that the transport driver didn’t just get his licence recently…chances are you might have. I’d have more trust for them than any small vehicle. He or she is driving at their comfort and experience level.
Bet I can guess what happened here…OB was following the truck about 6 inches from his bumper, the truck being in the right lane and the car being in the left lane, too afraid to pass. I would also wager a guess that OB sped up and slowed down to match the trucks speed. Then he got pissed, let his blinker blink three times and started to move over, regardless whether or not your dumb ass was still there. Sound about right, OB?
Happens to me every day. Here’s a little hint for all you retards that can’t drive… Universal trucker language for “get the fuck out my way” is “three blink of our blinker”.
DARWINISM IN DARTMOUTH
“To the transport trucker carrying blue tractor(s) who just pulled into my lane as though I wasn’t even there today at 4:30PM heading into Dartmouth…” Angry But Grateful
You must understand that different rules apply in Dartmouth where the struggle for survival is more intense. The weak, the aged and the feeble will fall by the wayside in the never-ending struggle for scarce resources so that those who have proven themselves to be fit can pass along their superior genes to future generations of Dartmouthians as yet unborn.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
If this trucker person JUST did that, does that mean you’re still driving while you wrote this or did you at least pull over?
Texting while driving is way more dangerous than truckers.
dartmouth = primal oooooooooooooooooooze
Let me guess you in little shitbox with 3 season tires driving on ice covered highway in a snow flurry …. & somehow you are attempting to twist your shitty choice of tires & unsafe driving (aka too slow on a 100 series highway) to be another drivers fault
Piss off OB park the car until spring when your tires will be safe for the roads again