Dear Hurricane Bill
You sucked.
—I wanted free shit blown into my yard.
This article appears in Aug 20-26, 2009.
Kill Bill
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I agree. Mother Nature is a pussy! Bring on the real force you have.
Bill destroyed my deck awning…ok, not the whole awning, the frame is fine. The covering that is mortally wounded & will have to be replaced.
But all in all ,not much of a storm, although the river at the bottom of my property, is over 6 feet higher than it was when we all wnet swimming on Saturday evening !
Its also very muddy right now !
haha I agree to. I just wanted to see some flying cows and such. No big deal. I never want to see anyone get hurt but I love being able to say I lived through a real hurricane. Not a wussy one like Bill was. Barely even a storm.
It not only sucked but it blew like a little girly-cane. I was hoping downtown would be washed out so I wouldn’t have to go to work.
no, not sucked, but did blow a little, i have seen more blowing in cheap pornos.
meh i am fine with havign power, showers and being abel to eat without a mess to clean up
If the hurricane cut people’s power, there’d be ten times more bitches coming in once access to computers was reestablished; however…I wouldn’t have minded a little more excitment to go along with all that hype.
The hurricane didn’t suck. The media and their garbage sucked. Imagune wasting airtime all day on a non-event.
1fallingangels1 is righto!
I love the OP’s name.
Yeah because Juan and it’s trail of death and destruction was super fun. I loved being without power for days, that definately didn’t suck, not at all. How disappointing that nobody was killed this time and there was a minimum of property damage. Mother really needs to get her act together and send a category 4 the next time, I hate to see people feel let down.
Jai … right on. Some peoples’ children!!!!
uh? I lost power for hours on sunday….. twice if you count the 5 mins it was restored before *blink*… off again.
guess all the sub-urban’s won out this time on the lottery that is NS Power.
OP, if you really wanted free shit in your yard, maybe you should track down the person that was putting human waste into their green bin. They might have some they could let you have for your yard.
AH ha ha ha ha ha!
Awesome Bitch.