I am very nice, generous, and more selfless then most people I know yet the world keeps shitting on me.
I’ve had a migraine for a week, been sick twice since school started, had 3 sprains, lost my job, am failing a class for the first time in my life, my friends hate me causing I’m so stressed all the time and I lost my year long bus pass, and the government won’t give me sufficient loans, that’s just in the past two days. I don’t get it, what have I done that deserves this shit? —victim of life
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
You are right. Karma does not exist, and most people’s imaginary friends are off having a smoke when the la merde well and truly hits la ventilateur. Unimaginably shitty things can happen to truly good people. As Clarence says “That’s the way it goes; but don’t forget, it goes the other way too”
Why don’t you tell all your problems to a Holocaust survivor? I’m sure they could tell you about karma not existing.
Everyone goes through a time in their life where they think “can my life get any worse?” they run into a string of bad luck and rough time but IT DOES GET BETTER! I promise…one day you’ll look back on this and realize that this was not at all a major tragedy of your life…because all your issues are not life threatening…you haven’t lost someone you love and your health is ok, and you have food on your table. When I start to get into the “poor me” mode I always think of the millions of people who have it so much worse…. then I get rich by counting all my blessings in life….then life usually starts to get a lot better…positive energy attracts positive things…so try to think on the bright side!
(And your head aches are probably caused from stress or dehydration)
Karma only ‘exists’ to people who like…won the lottery and feel the need to put a reason behind incredibly good luck.
It’s like when bigtime superstar celebrities look us in the eye/camera lens and tell us to follow our dreams, because anything in life is possible. Yeah, thanks for the advice, asshole.
it’s better than them thanking the little baby jebus. yeah he wanted you to win that football game…puke
I’m surprised pro-athletes never blame jesus for the things they do wrong. you know, “jesus made me rape that fan”, “jesus turned me on to coke”, “jesus got me interested in sports betting” , “jesus set up and ran the dog-fighting operation on my property”.
I guess that’s what “over-zealous personal assistants” are for. >; )
i’ve posted this before but i really despise the guy grrrrr. where’s your messiah know bitch
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If Karma had a dollar for every time … ah forget it.
Sorry for bringing it up >: ( – but a lot of us are in Painey’s Army on this particular issue.
OP, I think what you did was….
sign up for university and experience life.
The stress causes the sickies,
the failing causes the stress.
you had to enroll to attend/fail and you needed loans to enroll.
The loans further make you stressed…
The stress makes you forgetful or careless.
their all tied together….
and unless you’ve got that platinum spoon to eat your captain crunch with, you’re feeling the somewhat typical student lifestyle.
Who is this Karma and where does she work? Did Immigration let her in?
Funny story Sebastian, people are starting to name their daughters “Karma”…I’ve only seen teen moms do it so far though…oooh the irony.
Some days/months/years are worse than others. They’ll pass, and when they pass, you’ll be a much stronger person because of them.
Those teen moms think their daughters are bitches!
better than this maybe^^
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Sorry to hear your world seems to be crumblind ob… 4 years ago almost to the day my life crumbled to crap. And if it weren’t for so many bad things happening all at once, I wouldn’t have said “f*** this”, packed my sh*t, and moved west. I met my now husband here, started my life fresh, and reinvented myself. I would thank every one of the people causing my life to “fall apart” then – because its awesome now 🙂
Oh Painey…. that’s sooooo wrong ^^ Yikes!
So wrong – but so real.
“Up on my podium, as the
Know it all scholar
Down in my seat of judgement
Gavel’s bang, uphold the law
Up on my soapbox, a leader
Out to change the world
Down in my pulpit as the holier
Than-thou-could-be-messenger of God”
some people are just unlucky, others make their luck. if your case, i would say the former. but look on the bright side o.p., you are still alive at the time of your writing your bitch. things are looking up. maybe you need falcor, the luck dragon.
Lyrics? KK.
Every night of my life I watch angels fall from the sky
Every time that the sun still sets
I pray they don’t take mine
Adult moms are equally questionable when it comes to naming babies. Naming your daughter Trinity because you like TPB’s comes to mind. Kids have enough problems fitting in without being stereo-typed by their names.
Karma doesn’t come into play until you enter your next life, numbnuts.
Maybe they were referring to Instant Karma a la John Lennon.
Truly, karma is about reaping what you sow. Since there are those who flourish by their unjust ways, seemingly untouched in this life, the hope is that karmic justice will be delivered in ‘the next life’. There is no way of knowing if this actually happens so karma relies heavily upon faith.
I have seen many people who have wronged me fall victim to negative circumstances. ‘What comes around goes around’? Or, someone running amok having their negative choices finally catch up with them?
looooother 🙂