shit happens

I am very nice, generous, and more selfless then most people I know yet the world keeps shitting on me. I’ve had a migraine for a week, been sick twice since school started, had 3 sprains, lost my job, am failing a class for the first time in my life, my friends hate me causing […]

Dear Birds – go shit somewhere else!! You feathered fuckers piss me off, I wash my car, stand back to admire the sweat and toil and then kersplat a big fucking bird turd on the hood. Anyone willing to chuck in some $$ for bird depends? —Jonathan Livingston Seagull