What is it with all the chickies wearing wedgie-tights? It’s like they forgot to get dressed and left their skirts or pants at home. Anatomy lessons for little kids? Free jollies for pervs? What gives? Most people are pulling their drawers OUT of their arsecracks and we have these chicks who are stuffing them IN. Why not just stroll around naked if you want to show your stuff that much? There be a time and place for everything. Someone’s ass in my face in line at the grocery checkout? Shouldn’t we at least get to know each other a little bit before I get to see and smell your butt? —Public Ass = No Class
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2012.
Are you looking at their bum? Bum looker! Cheeky monkey!
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You must be a heterosexual lady… I don’t think you’ll get much support from those who fancy women! Pants that enable someone to see someone’s complete ass while still being “clothed” is a great invention, not that I would ever wear those in public without a shirt/dress covering ma bum, but I can still appreciate the business idea.
Actually Mel, (OP here) I do fancy women. I prefer the classy ones who are fussy about who sees their stuff.
Ass in the face, must be one of them there “little people”.
As a heterosexual man who has developed a deep and respectful appreciation of a woman’s derriere, and at the risk of sounding like a complete creepazoid, may I be so bold as to say that you have a very-well put together caboose yourself, Mel. Well done!
And I believe most of the other male (or maybe female?) bitchers on here who have had the pleasure of making your acquaintance will back my claim.
Tuco stands with his friend Blondie on this issue. >: )El Giggity.
Welcome back OC. It’s been a while. “Iso-Kay” still makes me giggle. You hit the target dead on, with that one.
Say it with me- “tights aren’t pants”
I love this bitch.
yeah i agree….
somethings gotta cover the bum when you wear those outside
even if the girl does have a nice bum i do not need to see every groove nook and cranny in a pair of pants
although i am guilty of weaing them at home like that
Can I just point out here that Sunday’s Summit is not going to be nearly as much fun if Vastie isn’t there to recite Clint’s “Halftime in America” soliloquy. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I agree with your response word for word Oceanchick. I’ve almost been in multiple accidents driving along the street and seeing those things. I can’t concentrate on anything else when a pair is in view. It is quite delightful on the oval though. Makes skating the commons a lot prettier. Whichever man created Lulu is quite the fella. He needs a high five.
But for me personally, I like my women classier. I don’t want to see their junk until I earn it. Hard to respect a woman who shows the goods before she opens her mouth.
Aw thanks, Ivan. Trust me, I’d love to be doing the summit myself, but unfortunately, prior commitments aren’t working in my favour.
By the sounds of the forecast, it doesn’t sound like it’s going to be a very pleasant day weather-wise anyway so, maybe a storm day? lol (Not that I’d wish that on a summit but, if it meant that I could possibly attend on a postponed date..well….lol)
Next time, Blondie. And now, ladies and gentlemen – Ennio Morricone conducts “The Ecstasy of Gold”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-rHdSWZLpQ
Great to be back Col., sir. I see you caught the gist of the bullseye.
INFY: like you said > eye candy’s nice but personal standards dictate a higher level of sophistication.
Long time no talk OC! I tried to be politically correct but alas, I was still wrong :P! I just know that most boys love tights being worn as pants and figured it must be the same for ladies who like ladies!
Oh, and thanks Vastie 😛
there is only one type of crack that i will never say no to. and we all know what that is, don’t we. but really, crack cocaine dealers in halifax, i don’t believe it for a second, anyone else do?
How the fuck is anyone’s ass in your face in line at the grocery store? What are you 2 feet tall?
Are we talking about yoga pants? I have no problem with them being worn pubicly.. excuse me… publicly.
Let them wear it and let us be happy
OMFG – SOBova JUST DIED …..her hair. And I hepped. >: )