I honestly can’t say that I’m upset or mad. This bitch is more of an observation only.
I’m at the afternoon matinee with my short attention span child and here is what we saw after the previews:
– intro for RealD 3D
– 20th century fox intro
– Reliance Entertainment Intro
– IM Global intro
– BBC Earth title screen
– Evergreen Films title screen
then the actual title screen that rhymes with
‘Stalking twit RhinoWhores”
Where is Any Rooney when you need him? He could have a hay day with this one —not amused
This article appears in Dec 26, 2013 – Jan 1, 2014.


Maybe if your child having an attention span so short that 30 seconds of nothingness before a movie is such a problem, you should just watch movies at home. I can’t imagine what it must be like for you if you have to wait 90 seconds at a red light on the way there.
Oh the humanity! What has this world come to?
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Oh how good they had it at the movies in the old days. A newsreel, a cartoon, a short and maybe a serial, then the feature. Best of all, NO FUCKING COMMERCIALS. If I want commercials, I’ll watch TV but at least then, I have the mute button.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JRCR8GVJJw
Tim – While the commercials are playing, I ask people what they think of my ring tones.
Just for Ivan
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-25…
http://media.tumblr.com/67f6508f38c5efae96…
do you think movies grow on fucking trees? they are expensive to make. especially when they star dinosaurs! those old bastards are so needy and greedy. they just love the green.
Brilliant, Baz. One of my favorites! And who could forget Nigel Green as Colour-Sergeant Bourne.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9KkgGB4Kk
geeeeeze louise spence, dinos don’t get PAID, they are animals. it’s the bloody litterbox costs that drive up the cost for the film makers.
i remember three stooges before the movie