Every time I pass that long hard shaft, my mouth waters. I can’t wait to unfasten your package and squeeze my hand inside, pulling out your goodness and slowly sucking out your saltiness until I must have all of you. You fit so perfectly in my mouth and sit so aerodynamically on my tongue. You feel like home to me. —I Love You Pringles Chips
This article appears in Aug 23-29, 2012.


Great – “50 Shades of Transfats” Can’t wait for the movie.
Wow what a rush!!! Pringles is The Man!!!
Sounds like Poppycock to me.
who be dat?
jesus…
I’m blaming this one on TheCoast for calling it ‘Love the Way We Love’