Every time I pass that long hard shaft, my mouth waters. I can’t wait to unfasten your package and squeeze my hand inside, pulling out your goodness and slowly sucking out your saltiness until I must have all of you. You fit so perfectly in my mouth and sit so aerodynamically on my tongue. You feel like home to me. —I Love You Pringles Chips

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