To whomever took my denim jacket from the Sadies show at the Marquee tonight: kindly go fuck yourself. I left it alone because I didn’t imagine a cheap, worn, second-hand denim with a highly personalized and very recognizable back-patch (I made that, btw) would be of value to anyone but me. I suppose I should be flattered that you admire my taste enough to rip me off, but the fact that I now have to buy a new coat rather cools me on the subject. I hope you enjoy wearing my jacket around town: anyone who knows me, or who reads this, will see the tombstone-shaped “Ravens” patch and know you for a thief. -Cold and Cranky

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  1. Replace it with a “Sons of Anarchy” denim vest. They must be fairly common, I see them on the 52 all the time.

  2. Oh fuck off, OB. If you didn’t want your jacket stolen, you shouldn’t’ve left it alone.

    Take some personal responsibility ffs.

  3. Ivan, the dress of choice on the 52 is a grimy wife beater with chawin baccy stains on it covering the logo WILL FUCK FOR BEEF JERKY.

  4. You’ll have to hit Sally Ann OP and find another old jacket to mold to your taste. Keep an eye on it this time.

  5. Just fuckin ghetto. I had some bum jack my BBQ brush before. Talk about a useless thing to steal.

    Hope it turns up OB.

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