Not understanding why people write their EVERY move on Facebook. Status update, sure. But the 411 on every minute of your boring life you dirty attention whore? Really? Your status should always say, “Updating my Facebook status,” since that’s all you do all fuckin day long. And then you spill your guts on your status about how your man left, cheated, made you cry… then people ask and you tell them to mind their business HAHAHAHAH. You make it the business of all 3948492783 ‘friends’ on your list (who you don’t know half of, I may add) when you broadcast your lame life. Oh and another thing, you need to shed some pounds before wearing skin tight clothes and start taking pictures of your whole head and not half of it to make sure you show your rack. Yes we know that’s your only asset. I bet your brain feels as good as new since you never use it. Dipshit. —Just Felt Like Tellin it Like it Is
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
Stop checking your facebook all day, and you won’t have to see this foolishness. But then you would miss all the ‘important’ updates, like when Dakota posted that choice Fleet Foxes video from youtube. What’s wrong with some tig ol’ bitties in a profile pic?
I have a girl who is like this except she gives every single detail of the break up of her marriage. I just want to say “lady, if you’re having a hard time dealing with this you should talk to your friends in real life, not air your dirty laundry on the inertoobs”
hmmmm….
interesting search results….
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m_kegg is posting a comment on LTWWB, LOL!1!!1!
Gotta love the detailed FB updates:
” just got up, will be hitting the gym, then I have a dentist appointment, I sure hate dentists…then I have to pick Sally up from daycare and we are going to the park. Can’t wait till hubby comes home! Making lasagna, ceasar salad, and garlic bread, he is going to looooove it. So much so, I’m sure he’ll end my night by going down on me 🙂 Can’t wait!!! xo “
I have this one friend who’s multiple updates a day are usually something about what they’re working on at the gym and always ends it with a “I love you [girlfriend’s name here]”. I think he thinks if he doesn’t put the “I love you” at the end, then she’ll cease to exist.
I used to have “friends” like this. They update you on every detail on FB but when you try to make plans, they would rather just text or email or FB “inbox” you. So i deleted them. 50% tried to reconnect. Fuck that. lol. I dont care what color your kid shits and that your BF cheated on you but you forgive him and hate “that slut” and that you will marry such a douche.
I have someone on mine who updates her opinion of television shows as she watches them. 25 posts per episode of American Idol.
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wow, a plethora of funny facebook interaction out there….
this one’s pretty good, especially since her relationship status is ‘engaged’
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hahaha her other pussy. She does it in the butt.
Bluenoser beat me to it:
You can hide all posts by a certain person if you don’t want to get their updates anymore.
No excuses for this bitch.
idiots, don’t they know that’s what twitter is for?
lol, and OP, who’s the bigger loser, the person posting this shit, or you who not only takes the time to read it, but dedicate a bitch to it?
Riddle me that.
OB, hack their account.
There is a few people on mine who do this daily. I don’t see why anyone would want to world to know so much about them and there “exciting” life. Yeah FB is great for keeping in touch with family and friends but don’t need to post every little thing you do. Its also great for passing time and playing some games. Thats why they have the message option 🙂
The ones that annoy me the most are the ones who have this super dramatic love life where one day they’re posting Rumi quotes with hearts and all about how much their two souls were meant to be together, obviously, because they both like cheetos, and then the next day it’s ALL OVER, they deserve better, true friends are what’s really important, and some bullshit Dr Phil quotes. Repeat ad infinitum.
I agree MR I had a couole on my fb that broke up and got back together at least 8 times this summer. Each breakup was “you’re a lying piece if shit/I hate you/I’m so done/blah blah blahhhhhh” then two days later “back with my baby the way things should be” just kill eachother already fuck.
jesus o.p., i just got a massive hard on, when you mentioned her rack. tell me more, a lot more.ah,ah, ahhhhhhh.
Dont forget the ones who take thousands of pictures of themselves with the extended arm and pouty lips pose,every time they change socks they take a pic of it.Im sorry you arent that exciting to look at.