To the assholes who just moved into my apartment floor yesterday… Thanks alot for waking me up at 7:00 AM by hammering against the other side of my bedroom wall, cause I’m sure there was nothing better you could be doing in your apartment at that time of day.
—FTC
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2009.


Were they wearing parachute pants?
You should have just said: Hammer don’t hurt me!
Just shout out, “STOP! Hammertime!” and see what happens.
Hahaha yes please do that!
I wanted this post to end with them blasting Hammertime at 7am… not really hammering. Now I have to youtube that song…I love old school jams!!!
retro 90’s nights are the Bizzzomb.
course, it helps when those were your influential years.