I understand that taking your children on their first trip to the “Happiest place on Earth” is exciting but stop being a fucking bitch about it. You asked me for advice on your trip because I’ve been there a couple of times. Just because you don’t like what I’ve said don’t be such a rude pig. You said you wanted photos on all the rides and I told you that you can’t take flash pictures on a lot of them, just so you were aware of the rules. You said that your children’s first trip was more important than some stupid rule and that you WILL be taking flash pictures on the rides and you don’t care if it bothers anyone else or not because YOUR children will only have their first trip once and most people have been there a dozen times.

I tried nicely to explain that not only will you be breaking a rule and irritating other guests but that you will also not get very good photos with flash because you would be exposing the mechanics of the ride that should not be seen. I even offered to show you how to use the settings on your camera to take decent photos without the flash. You still insisted that flash photos will be best and a child’s first trip to “the world” is more important than all “those people” that go every year. Have you forgotten that I have escorted terminally ill children and their families there as part of the Make a Wish Foundation? I believe their LAST trip there is much more important than your first so STFU you ignorant sow. —Just Stop

This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.

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  3. o.p., you can teach some by showing them how, but you can’t cure moronacy, or douchism. just tell her to go and do what she wants. then laugh when her ass gets busted for not following rules. works for me.

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  6. actually, just an another useless asshole in the scheme of things. pay no attention. i keep reporting him, and maybe his i.p. will get flagged.

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  9. Well, as we know from previous experience – dude will NOT let go.

    Anyway – new friends needed – stat. Sounds like a real douchenozzle.

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  17. I wonder how she’s going to explain to her kid why they got booted out. I was trying to find a still from Robot Chicken’s When Disney Attacks but to no avail, Season 1 Episode 2.

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  18. OP, your friend is a horrible person, a selfish friend, and all-around POS.

    When I joined the board a year or so ago, the Troll was here doing the exact same thing. Why is anyone even mentioning it, or talking to it?

    I rather enjoyed the anti-Troll that popped up though. A breath of sunshine.
    Sorry- A BREATH OF SUNSHINEEEEEEEEE!!!
    AHAHAHAH!!!

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  19. I loved Disney my first time! It really is the happiest place on Earth. I can’t wait to take the boys in a few years – I figure 7 & 3 is the longest I can wait…..yay for Disney!
    Boo for your co-worker OP…they sound very selfish.

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  24. http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/u…

    Oh Brend-Orga – There’s parades twice a day and half the kids are running around in princess costumes and you can leave your purse on the stroller and go on a ride without any worry – there’ more cameras in that place then you can imagine…no kid has ever gone missing or been harmed in the walls of that place…..and everyone is happy to be there…the people walking around sweeping the tour guides the people selling you soft drinks Everyone is HAPPY….it seriously is contagious. Me and my brothers were 24, 26 & 30 our first time there….and it was awesome.

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  29. I think the older you are going to Disney World, the better. Tell me there are bars all over the theme park….. While challenging to keep your lunch down on some of the rides, boy would it be fun to try while half-cut!

    “Hey look kids! There is a person inside Mickey!”

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  33. It’s a world of laughter,
    A world of tears.
    It’s a world of hopes,
    And a world of fears.
    There’s so much that we share,
    That it’s time we’re aware,
    It’s a small world after all.

    Chorus:
    It’s a small world after all.
    It’s a small world after all.
    It’s a small world after all.
    It’s a small, small world.

    There is just one moon,
    And one golden sun.
    And a smile means,
    Friendship to every one.
    Though the mountains divide,
    And the oceans are wide,
    It’s a small world after all.

    Chorus:
    It’s a small world after all.
    It’s a small world after all.
    It’s a small world after all.
    It’s a small, small world.

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