To the Cucking Funt who decided to call from the line to tell me to open another cash… you’re a twat.
Let’s go over this again…
I was packing boxes about 3 feet away from you. You were in a very short line with two people in front of you… one was almost through being rung in… and you had an approximate 2-4 minute wait.
When the phone rang I left from being 3 feet away from you to going 40 feet away from you to get the phone. Then a snotty little voice on the other end said “Hey, you wanna open another cash?” Then I turned to see a man in line waving his little fingers like jazz hands at me…it took a second to realize that this wasn’t a man, this was the voice from the phone, you just have no tits and a bad haircut.
Like I told you at that moment, yes I can go get someone who works cash to come up but you could have just asked me when I was standing right next to you.
Then you had your little tantrum and yelled about how rude I am and threw stuff around and stormed out of the store…of course the other cashier was already there ready to open by then and watched your little hissy-fit so if you had waited 30 seconds you could have just kept your mouth shut.
Then we laughed…oh god how we laughed, the other customers laughed (they think you must think you’re just SOOOOO important) the employees laughed (we disagreed and thought you actually have low self esteem and feel the need to belittle others to make yourself seem better).
Then you stood outside the store and called to complain… and here’s a little tip. When you call to make a complaint about service, don’t be a complete crazed bitch on the phone with the manager because then they disregard everything that you say.
So lets recap: the customers think you’re an annoying bitch, the employees think you’re a complete nut-job and management doesn’t give a crap if you ever come in the store again.
And just in case you’re wondering if calling and complaining got me in trouble… it didn’t. I got a high five for not just slapping you in the face.
Enjoy stewing at home in your anger about the awful way you were treated while we all make fun of you…you made my day sweetie. —Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.
you should have slapped her…then had everyone line up like that scene in airplane and they all could have slapped her.
I want to slap her
perhaps she forgot her tits at home and a chapeau for her bad do so she was a little umm you know pissy pants 🙂
wow, she knew how to use a cell phone at age 2 !!! Ohhhh…this was an adult? Well I hope her tantrum was satisfying. I guess she gets very little attention and has to compensate by making a scene.
While I don’t actually think you should have slapped her I do commend you on your restraint
If your time is so precious that you can’t stand in line up for 5 fucking minutes maybe you shouldn’t shop!
I hate bitches like this. I always wonder where they work and what it would be like to go there and cause a huge scene over nothing. They don’t show respect to others because they have so little respect for themselves.
I once saw a woman try to return a box of tampons that had 5 or 6 missing because she bought the wrong brand…then she flipped out when the store wouldn’t take them back.
She was the poster child of menstrual rage…hmmm maybe she could have donated the rest to the food bank
Obviously he has an issue with people with no tits.
Namely, women.
sorry to shoot down your theory no bro but HE is a SHE
Ah
OP, your post made my day!
Typical “service” industry employee.
ah yes, the great cash relay, never have enough people open, and get the ones with 10 items or less line going, when you know damn well, people have ten times that amount in their carts. zeller’s used to be the worst one for that. now we have the stupid store, and scobeys to get you in a mental bind. and why do you insist on one or two people working there, open them all the fuck up, and make my shopping at your lousy fucking stores, a better experience.
Bahahahahaha…. I am smiling now, which is not something I was doing at any given point thus far today. Thanks OP…. I am playing through this scenario in my mind and laughing even more. If you can get any footage from security cameras, youtube that shit and post the link…. this is great. Cucking funt! haha.
I used to work at the Stupid Store. More often than not, they don’t have enough employees to open up the lines. I was a cashier for four years, and I remember on my last night working there (I was so happy to be done), I was working the 10 items or less lane and there was one big lane open, and this guy tried coming through my line — which was already long, mind you — with a FULL cart. I told him I couldn’t take him. To be honest, it’s not fair to the other customers who are respecting the 10 items or less thing. I had to argue with him for a minute to go to another cash, and he just kept on telling me to open up another…
For those that demand cashiers open up another cash, yeah, you’re not asking the right person. We aren’t the cash supervisors. Haha. That’s up to THAT person whether or not they wanna make my life and the customers’ lives easier. If a customer wants to ask them politely if there’s a way to get a cash open, then sure. We can call someone. But that’s about it. I only ever called for the people that asked politely.
And honestly, if you’re taking the time to go to a grocery store to buy a cart full of stuff, can’t you take 10 extra minutes out of your life?
This is all disregarding whether or not the cashier is actually going fast or doing his/her job correctly. Haha.
My friend posted this bitch and the store she works in is nothing like the stupid store, it’s a clothing store and they usually only ever have one cash open but there is another register there if needed.
It’s not like there was a huge line up and only 1 out 15 registers were open. One was open and there was another cashier (who had gone to help a customer for a minute) who was actually walking towards the cash to open (even though there were only 3 people in line)
Just wanted to clarify that it’s not a HUGE place and there are no 10 items or less lines…it’s more of a boutique.
I agree if you can’t wait 5 minute to buy you capri’s and t-shirt…just leave. It’s not like you’re going to get bumped to the front of the line because “you’re special”
I would LOVE to see secruity footage of the tantrum though!
Ugg I hated when customers would demand for me to open up another cash, because 99% of the time, it was compeltely unecessary. If you’re in that much of a hurry that you can’t wait five minutes, then you might as well just leave anyway.
This person was in a hurry to buy clothes? Wtf!
This is somewhat off-topic, but in regards to him calling you on the phone and making you walk even farther away…that happened to me once before at Stupid’s Drug Mart..on any given second I had 3 people wanting things from me. The cosmetics bitch kept calling me asking for gift cards. I finally was able to start my run over to the cosmetic section when someone paged me on the phone…so I had to run all the way back to the office to answer the phone and it was the bitch cosmetic lady screaming for her giftcards. People need to chill!
I think I know what store it is : Winners yes what do i win 🙂
Tiger_lily! Can you make it happen? Even if you invite a few of us to the boutique after hours so we can crowd around the monitor and hoot and holler at the stupid impatient fucktardess…. I’ll bring the beverages (just make sure your manager is included…. haha)
The cashier situation(lack of), plus their inane need to stop everything and bag the customer’s groceries, has driven me from not only the Quinpool Stuperstore, but all Stuperstores just for spite. Except for when something is on special that I need.
nope…not losers, I mean winners. so no winner there!
Seriously, you’re thinking too big and trashy for the store
I must say, tantrum woman was pretty resourceful, though…I never would have thought to call the store to ask them to open another cash so that I wouldn’t lose my place in line if they couldn’t do it.
Kim…maybe if there were no other employees in sight but would you really call instead of just asking the employee standing right next to you?
Fuck, people has NO patience anymore. It’s like 60% of adults have reverted back to childhood with the same sense of entitlement as a fucking three year old. Stupid old bag.
Patience is one thing, but watching slow as fuck cashiers sleepwalk through their shift is just aggravating. I swear to god, 3/4ers of them are just housewives bored as fuck and too old to find sugardaddies so its off to a shitty low paying job to save up for the annual pilgrimage down south, or to Magnetic Hill for pick a reunion tour.
aaah magnetic hill what a thrillorama…almost as exciting as the tidal bore
It could be that she thought the woman standing near her was a non-cashier, so she called the office to get someone in charge. I say this only because she would note that the woman near her could see the line and did nothing.
But, I wouldn’t have asked or called or anything…I would have sucked it up and waited like everyone else. Granted, if the wait was more than 15 minutes, I would have walked out and/or I would call head office to let them know that their need to save labour costs was costing them customers.
You could have hung up on her saying that there’s some unruly cow you have to cater to in the store.
Story of my life. For serious.
I work in a very busy, very fast-paced store. I have witnessed many crazy people throw tantrums over the last year and a half, usually over similar stupid things. …Sometimes I wonder if people realize how utterly RIDICULOUS they look for doing shit like that. It’s great for a laugh, though! ..Oh, the stories I could tell!
The entitlement and lack of patience is what really gets me. I get that people want to be in and out quickly, but sometimes there are things going on in the background that need to be done. Catering orders, prep. work, and other random tasks. Some of it needs to be done by a certain time, so yeah, if there’s only 4 or 5 people in a line up, we may not open another cash if there’s other stuff that *has* to be done. The lines tend to go pretty quickly anyway, so people are only waiting for a few minutes longer than usual. …For some people, that’s a few minutes too much.
…Thankfully, the world doesn’t revolve around them. 😉 And we have tons of regular customers to show for it.
Trinket… that still gives you no right to stick your tongue out at customers…. I mean seriously, who do you think you are? You’re lucky I was having a good morning up to then or else I may have done something drastic….. I mean, you would have been in for it if I had’ve decided to stick my tongue out right back at you……….
Actually… i’m bullshitting you. I kinda liked it… 😛
ahh i’m go’n for the win her Pete’s frootique ?
@Cranky
About the bagging groceries thing… as a cashier at Stupid Store, we’re required to do it. We get in trouble if we don’t. So, don’t blame the cashier. Why? It’s called the “last bag walkaround”. I always hated doing it when I worked there, especially on busy days where someone had their cart behind me because in the end, it seemed way more practical for the customer to just put it in themselves. We’re supposed to do it to make sure there’s nothing on the bottoms of their carts that they haven’t paid for. It was annoying. We got neat little bonuses for it, though….
I tried to send an e-mail to head office complaining about the bagging thing but all they have is a generic ‘contact us’ form so I didn’t bother. I knew it probably wasn’t their fault so I don’t hold them to blame for the policy, but fuck, can they do it a little faster maybe?
Of course you liked it, j-man! I mean, what’s not to like?! I’m just too awesome like that. ;D
..And modest. Very modest. 😉
sorry martym…not pete’s either. The woman was buying a t-shirt and capri pants.
Honestly it’s a small store with just a couple of employees on and not one that generally gets major line ups.
It really doesn’t matter which and since it’s anonymous I won’t say (especially because I don’t want my friend to get in trouble) but picture stores like Smart Set or Suzy Sheir and you’ll get the idea. It’s one of those places you generally only ever see one cash open unless it’s a big rush.
..Is it in Scotia Square? Aha. I would lol if it was, and it would allll make sense.
nope…mic mac mall. That’s all I’m sayin’
the gap?
my first thought was stitches…they get all kinds there
Old Navy!!!!!! I know it.
A big Nelson Muntz Ha Haa! to this guy.
sorry tiger lily ( happn’n name) i was guessing trinkets store esp. when she mentioned catering etc. not clear my bad