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First off I’ve met mosquitoes with more force then yourself. Ya it looks big and you’re cocky as fuck but you should learn how to use it PROPERLY; worst I’ve ever had. Shit we can’t even be friends anymore, I don’t even think I wanna look at you ever again. —Sorry Kinda
This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2010.
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Big is not always better – most of the women I know prefer style over substance, moi included. Joe Average with a miner’s light is more likely to steam the ol’ clam than some ‘it’s-big-but-I-fuck-like-a-neurotic-out-of-tempo-bulldog’.
You laughed? If I were him I would’ve pushed you off the roof.
Pecker size is just a physicality when cerebral connection with one’s partner is the destination.
Size queen. Check.
Likes it fast / rough / hard. Check.
Don’t know if it’s a man or woman talking. Check.
Assume it’s a woman. Check.
Laugh. Check.
I hate the flames.
we talking male or female here? you never said which it is. i know a guy, he is bigger than the side of a small house, but nicest dude you ever met. then i know another short, skinny little fuck, that can rip you in half. appearences can be really decieving.
What’s there to learn, really? Basically you just need to thrust in and out while the woman lays in the starfish position.
LMAO @ Q. You forgot “in a waterbed”. BWAHAHAHAHA!
But in all seriousness, the well-hung tend to be used to showing it off as opposed to *using* it. Many of us women look at a huge one and go “you want to put that WHERE?”
BAHAHAHAHA…. definitely made ME laugh on this Monday morning. Comparing a weekend fuck to a mosquito bite…. *shakes head*
Did misses actually laugh out loud at buddy…that’s kind of cruel, especially if they were friends before this happened.
hmm..Q I think you are picking up too many girls from the bar. 😉
“The Star Fish Position ” whoa qpmz…..!
If your making out with a female who’s position & response is equivalent to a sea creature that IMO is almost catatonic in its movements !
You’re really doing something wrong.
Either that or she’s a quadriplegic….Or she’s dead !
Did she have a pulse ?
Was she even warm ?
Are you confusing your blow up doll with a real woman again ??
Angel… perhaps this guy was being a playa, and trying to convince this friend that he would provide ultimate satisfaction (just to get into her pants…) She had every right to laugh at him if he built it up to the point she could expect nothing but ecstasy… and ended up simply being thrusted in and out of while she lay there in the starfish position…haha.
This is why you don’t fuck friends.