On the Bedford Hwy this morning I had the stupid old prick stick his nose have way out in the lane trying to get on the road. This idiot was right beside a snow bank on a turn where he couldn’t see a God Damn thing, this is in a 70km zone. I had to lockup the brakes and turn into the opposite lane and all he did was shake his fist at me. Next time I’m going to drive my Dodge Ram right up his ass. If you fuckin morons are in a hurry to turn back on to the road and then do 20km below the speed limit too I’ll fuckin RAM you too
—Barry
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.


Oh I hope it’s me you RAM from behind. You can explain to the judge why you insisted on traveling in the outside lane without caution on a two lane highway sporting snow buried driveways. And then you can tell the judge what your hurry was proceeding in dangerous conditions… only then is the maximum speed limit illegal to travel. Slow down on the ice, Fuckwad, and maybe we can all get there alive.
When pulling out onto a street, that driver has the responsibility of doing so safely. If they stick their ‘nose’ out too far & you chop it off (ok, crumple it up) they are at fault. If you swerve into another lane to avoid them & you contact another driver, you are then at fault.