I woke at 3 a.m. this morning with insane heartburn from the large cheese pizza I ate for supper. I stumbled out of bed, threw on my white cashmere coat and walked to the 24-hour garage for some heartburn relief. On my walk back home, walking past an elementary school, a black pick-up truck pulled into the school and lingered there as I passed. I walk past and ignore. You proceed to pull out of the school parking lot and crawl along the street, staring out of your open driver’s side window into my eyeballs like I got candy for you. “MOVE IT ALONG, ASSHOLE,” I warned loudly and you gunned your engine and sped off down the street. Smart choice. I guess you were looking for someone a little weaker, a little less brazen, strong, confident to attack and intimidate. This is not the first time a man has tried to intimidate me. It seems, every time I leave the house, I have men ogling me, yelling shit out their car windows, trying to intimidate the “weaker” sex. Well I am not as weak as I may appear, bitch. I am a trained kickboxer. You better run, bitch. I am a woman—a person in this society—who has every right to be on the street as your pathetic, sorry ass. Ladies, start taking pictures of these assholes and their license plates. There’s no need of living in fear in your own damn town. —Fly the fuck outta my face, punk!
This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2014.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcBgs2huRo
I’m all for people being prepared to to take a stand against the scum and filth of society and take back their rights.
But, internet tough guy(gal) posturing is mostly just pathetic.
Is this the same tool, on Spring Garden Road, Thursday Bitch….?
white cashmere coat? 24 hour garage? hmmm
HEARTBURN RELIEF
“I stumbled out of bed, threw on my white cashmere coat and walked to the 24-hour garage for some heartburn relief.” Fly the fuck outta my face, punk
Was your white cashmere coat buttoned up? Were you wearing your pyjamas?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Sounds like this guy thought you were selling and was waiting for you to quote your price list. Like some others on here, I’m a bit puzzled by the whole “24-hour garage for heartburn relief” thing as well…. Is that code for something?
Men never holler at me 🙁
Sounds like a call for some Funky Cold Medina
@Nukka….. Holla !!!
because… Fairview?
I don’t make it a point to know where elementary schools are so I’m just going by skeeziness.
Is this a journalism student’s last crack for a good mark? Massive fail.
I’m with pg – fake bitch.
I was shocked by the consuption of the entire large pizza as well SHITMD. Maybe she took a smoke break or had the munchies. LOL. Seriously, I knew a girl who used to take a smoke break during her meals. I guess finishing supper was stressful.
This is the sort of revenge that people fantasize about when harassed by strangers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izyVEzlIBpk
Ya, I always hated how people in NS call gas stations ‘garages’….
same with breakfast, dinner, supper….
it’s LUNCH people… and fuck wikipedia for misleading you.
Dinner and supper are one and the same and that, fair bitchers, is that.
Don’t let that horrible french stuff rub off on ya.
My mother smoked during every meal.She always had a lit cigarette beside her plate in an ashtray….Chew..puff..chew..puff
She died a painful death from lung cancer.
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OP noted she’s into kickboxing so she’s bulking up by eating the whole pizza.
Kick boxing must be that martial art where the fat chicks wear those kick boxing thongs and throw salt around.
Sure they don’t allow female Sumo wrestlers.She must’ve thrown down a shitload of dollars for that plus size cashmere coat.
Roll another one dubedude, cuz yo brain is cooked, there burnt reynolds especially if you think all women are gizelle’s you obviously haven’t met nofool. Tangle with me, you’ll hear me roar while you eat dirt.
Go fuck yourself, mod, you big bully!!! What are you, some sort of pseudo hippy, NSCAD neo-feminist that’s had their sense of humor ripped out of you through your watertight ass?
Even the two pieces of shit that cried bullying and fucked this site up find it too boring to bother wasting their time (which they have lots of, being welfare trash and all) coming here anymore. I’m done with this Gestapo run shit stain of a censorship rag. Go fuck yourself!!!!!!
ditto
DubeBrother best take note. The seat on No Fools exercycle may be an exact replica of Jillian Michael’s knuckles, but she is aaaaaallll woman.
doubleyouowenayem!
Dat’s my favorite jam Seymore! How duh ja know? Double-you-oh-m-a-n! I don’t own a stationery bike, but you have quite a vivid imagination! Are you one of those bicycle seat sniffers? Don’t be dissin Jillian Michaels, dat bitch hard core, she’ll give you a dirt nap. Dat dubedude was a sicko. Great job mod keeping this place safe from misogyny!
The moderator correctly intuits that despite their physical bulk and newjack vocabulary, wimmin-chilluns like Mo’ Fool need to be protected from criticism and paradigms of simple logic, so kudos to her, for keeping LTWWB safe from misogyny
No sowwry I don’t eat big macs. I am a vegan. I also don’t eat sweet cow mucus known as ice cream. Misogyny is all too real, alive and well… your comment about giselles proved that. I think some creeper stalkin’ and harassing and tryin’ to intimidate female pedestrians at night is a threat. Hail yes someone step to me when I tell them to step off, dis 200 lbs of pure muscle physique will come flyin at chu. Y was you so mad last night posting your misogyny? Saturday night on da coast website? You mad again dis mornin’. Did you scratch your dick on da bed springs when you wuz humpin da hole in your mattress?
“I’m done with this Gestapo run shit stain of a censorship rag. Go fuck yourself!!!!!!”
Whoa, hold on, I’ve heard that before……lol.
Good for you OP for not being afraid to protect yourself,toss that piece of crap around like a Raggedy Andy doll.