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When one door closes, you open a window—that’s awesome. Things can totally suck, then, all of a sudden, they don’t anymore. I don’t know how you do it, but I sure do love it. —Pronoiac
This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2010.
11 Comments
don’t worry… the universe giveth and the universe taketh away.
soon you’ll be closing some more doors and dying to break open those bullet proof windows to no avail.
It’s like the sun took a big, steaming shit and out of the depths we grew.
The entropy of the universe is always increasing. If only I could remember what entropy was.
Go universe!
by definition, if your system is ‘everything’ than it cannot gain, nor lose entropy…
the world however… is going bat-shit crazy.. and losing entropy by the boat load.
well, not actual boat loads we’re exporting or anything….
the world is going to shit….
z… you should elevate the entropy in this thread by reciting one of your useless poems….
Though not all see it vile,
I must admit while I’ll
agree there’s hope,
it’s hard to cope.
the earth is a steaming pile.
maybe you should publish a book of prose zZz…like ogden nash for bitches
something tells me it would cost more to publish than I would make…
even were I to write each book out by hand myself.
Now the coast publishing a book yearly of the best bitches to read while on the can….
perhaps that would fly.
but who knows, I’m not a marketer for them… and Mod’s leaving soon so they’ll never read this to get the idea. “steal people’s opinions and farcical retorts and SELL IT, Coast”
yeah, well maybe your genius shouldn’t be visited on regular folks
zZz… You could always start a blog… aren’t those things all the hype now? and I think they’re free
not so much genius
as self-loathing, drowning of sorrows, stuck in a bleak abyss where no light can penetrate the engulfing cloud of darkness and wretched misery twisting and writhing around me.
The Coast should put out a yearly LTWWB office calendar! 365 of the year best Bitches, plus appropriate comments, to remember.