I Just Threw Up in My Mouth

Still Donk, after you’ve fucked someone, it’s no longer this scary foreign thing and thus easier to accept that no… your friends and family members are not asexual and that you weren’t brought into this world by a stork.

I was in pretty much the same situation as the OP and it wasn’t because my family member was being inconsiderate, it was an honest mistake. A case of simply not being aware that I was in earshot, and as soon as they realized it, they were mortified. I don’t think anyone actually wants their family to hear them having an orgasm.

So after I freaked out and didn’t look this certain family member in the eye for about five months and vice versa, I got laid and realized that sex was awesome and all of a sudden the whole situation came across as quite funny to me.

Everyone will eventually hear or walk in on someone they know, most likely a family member, having sex. And if not, at the very least you will walk in on such a person naked. You can let it make your relationship with them super awkward for a while but eventually you’re going to have to grow up and laugh about it.

Granted, I’m not the most skeezed out person by other peoples’ naked bodies and/or their sexuality. The former, don’t ask, but the latter… I’ve grown accustomed to talking about sex with family members as the only “out” unapologetic sex-positive atheist in my extremely large catholic family not to mention it’s main fodder of gossip; several younger female family members have come to me with questions in the past. And what do I do? I answer their questions the best I can, point them towards Planned Parenthood, buy them a vibrator, instruct them to hide it from their mother, and assure them that no, using it will not make baby Jesus cry. Because nothing fucks young girls over like the teachings of the Catholic church and if I can spare one of them from the years of self inflicted shaming and guilt over their own bodies and desires plus resulting failed relationships that I had to go through, then suffering through the awkwardness of talking to a family member about orgasms is worth it. God knows their parents won’t do it.

Donk, getting over the fact that you heard a family member or friend having sex does not not equal enjoying or wanting to hear them have sex. I’m not sure how that got misread…

I also wasn’t saying that people should be able to make as much noise as they want when other people are home, in fact… I didn’t even mention that. I was talking about getting over it AFTER you’ve heard a family member having sex. Whether or not the family member was being inconsiderate or knew you could hear them has nothing to do with anything I said.

God came into sex when he apparently decided that no one was allowed to masturbate, fuck before marriage, do it in the but, and that women in particular should be ashamed of their sexuality etc.

…and when I stopped talking to you and went off on a tangent.

I’m so confused…

“enjoying or wanting” (I assumed if you wanted to hear something it’s because you enjoy it?) is what I said after you went on about the not wanting as if I had said something about wanting to but I…

…it doesn’t matter.

Imma go have myself some ice tea and listen me some bossa nova.

I’m over it.