You prat! Weaving all over the road because you’ve got a dog in your lap and can’t control your huge truck while it wriggles around. When you weaved across the solid yellows lines into the path of a motorcycle coming the other way, that’s when I called the police. I thought you must be hammered so I happily followed you describing your location as you ran the STOP sign and sped through Bayers Lake. Turns out you weren’t hammered, you just couldn’t drive because you had a dog in your lap. I hope it shat there and left a stench like your breath. By all means, put your own life in danger, just do it away from me and other sensible road users. Tosser! —Captain Prospect
This article appears in May 23-29, 2013.
congratulations bitcher on your follow through
Nice to read an excellent bitch for a change – you did the right thing, OP – kudos for saving the dog and getting that irresponsible peenwad stopped.
Love the Don Martin cartoon, T T Fonebone, takes me back a few years…
Oh, I never realized all bad drivers have stinky breath. Good to know.
driving with an animal on your lap…
for king we taugh ted.
Very cryptic Zed.
You know what pisses me off?
People with small dogs who feel entitled to bring them into stores. Especially grocery stores.
If I can’t bring my cat to the mall, leave your damn dog at home.
you can bring your cats to our store