I’ve noticed a lot of bashing lately of muscular guys and I’ve heard some comments myself. I perceive you as being very ‘small’ individuals. Yup. I could provide some personal info and disprove every stereotype you have about weightlifters, but I won’t bother. You would simply assuage yourselves by dismissing me as arrogant. —Happy Being Extraordinary
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
This should have a “ROID RAGE” tag.
Whoa-whoa big guy! Just kidding! No need to get upset!
Ok, come on, put your ugly-ass zebra-stripe pants back on!
Oh, not packing much down there are you….
If you’re not well over 200lbs with abs, stfu OP.
uh, we all have abs.. how many we can see is the true question.
op, don’t worry about them. they are small minded most times because we’re all dumb jocks… jersey shore didn’t help our cause much either.
please, dear GOD don’t mention Muscle Milk though… they’re ridicule you to no end.
I have it MUCH easier than most. Instead of having to try and tone a six-pack, I just have to take care of the one really big ab I have. Saves on time…. really.
Fitness = hot
Freakishly large muscles = TURN OFF
I’ve got a great six-pack. It’s just protected by an inch of padding.
I’ve got a freakishly large muscle for ya….
never seen a mountain I didn’t wanna climb, zZz…
Problem is those big muscles the OP is talking about, usually come with a teeny tiny ant hill!
oh, and btw, I’d certainly rather look like dorian yates or gunter schlierkamp than brad ‘toothpick’ pitt or mathew ‘twizzler’ maconahay any day.
I as well have a six-pack.
It’s up in the fridge getting nice and cold right now as we speak.
Funny, I’ve always found that a body builder’s arm always looked a bit crooked to me. Must be all that jerking off they do to themselves in front of the mirror.
zZz: i don’t know who those first two people are
angel: i have a 12 pack of heni
haha…. i just googled the two of’em.. They are not much (actually TOO much) to look at. I am wondering how the fuck guys can want to look like that. And the women who practice the same “sport”???? I seriously don’t get it.
Now, all this talk about your six-twelve-kegger packs has caused me to want to purchase my own on the way home. Thanks a lot.
I have a four pack but it’s six if I hulk out… it’s not as hot as this one though 🙁
http://sherwooddesign.org/funnystuff/six-p…
Anyway OP, at least those ‘small’ individuals have a sense of humour jeesh…
Everyone is part of a stereotyped group, right? So let’s just make a truce, you and me. I’ll offer myself up first, I’m blond and a woman, that’s good for an infinite number of sexist dumb blond jokes, all at your disposal. Now then, you can make fun of me and my dumb blond womanliness without me taking offense and thinking that you actually believe that all blond women are stupid bimbos, if I can make fun of you and your muscular roid manliness without you taking offense and believing that I think all muscular men are roid pumped douche-bags. That way there’s more laughter and everyone’s happy. If you decline, however, and decide to be offended by a joke containing the stereotype of the group you belong to… then I’ll still make fun of you and you’ll just have to get over your insecurities and stop taking things so god-damn personally. Either way, I’ll still be laughing… in the kitchen…
ahahaha
SEE?!!! You can do it too!
thats a good one fizz love the beer pull tabs…its not the ugliest tattoo i’ve ever seen
yeah, it’s rough having a job where you work out one hour a day… eat like an elephant and look like a tank.
what to do with those extra hours????
guess, I’ll just lounge around the pool and get a tan.
They are iconic in my eyes and I don’t really give a shit what y’all say.
that was very thoughtful, and insightful. who told you what to say, wrots it for you? maybe there is life after the death of your brain, gee, we can only hope all the muscles aren’t in tyour jaws.
and the spellng was intentional.,o.p.
Funny how the ‘muscular’ guy’s get to pumping iron, the first & biggest muscle they produce is in their head. I’ve tried hiring body builders -just once- to help us load movie equipment to a site on a cliff, we had no choice but the carrry the gear there, no way to use a vehicle & no carts or dolleys would roll gear there, so everything was done by hand (& on our spines) the first to bow out were the body builders. Even the local women we had did better than they did. Sure they can lift their own weight with 1 arm in 10 quick reps…but then the arse is outta ‘er , as we’d say where I come from.
They just couldn’t do sustained hard activity for 30-40 minutes of each leg in & out for 6 straight hours. Because they’re not in condition for that. So I learned something that day…& I’d rather walk in & out with women anyway…the views better ~:)
Yes we’d take a breath each time we got back to the truck, have a water & take another load. When it came time to load out the next day, not 1 body builder returned .
Your cock could be as wide as a fucking fridge for all I care. Go suck on your Muscle Milk, Bumpy Boy.
@Fizz
Why did the blond have a bruised navel?
Cause her boyfriend was blonde too…hahahaha
It’s the only blond guy joke I know.
giggles… then a little harder. thanks angel!
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angel, why did the blond climb over the glass wall, she wanted to see what was on the other side, of course.
Oh go lift your dumbbells.
isn’t that what they call blonds at a gym, sodypop?
Just stop wearing the skin tight muscle shirts every where you go. People know your fit, you don’t have to show it off by painting clothes on yourselves.
What? NO! Keep wearing skin tight muscle shirts so I can oogle you!