I needed an afternoon coffee fix, but what I got was way more than I ever wanted… I saw you sharing more than americanos with “Mr. Moustache” at what was supposed to be “our spot”! You said, last week, I’ll “never be 100 percent in.” And, you’re right, if you insist on sharing yourself with him and I both… And, I know you’ve said he’s “hung like a horse.” But, haven’t you had your fill yet? I’ve given you my heart, soul and more, and humbly ask for all of you in return! Can’t you stop sharing, and move to the woods with me and our dog Seamus. The VW van is packed and GTG? —No More Pumpkin Pie For You… Hope Not?

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  1. Sorry buds, nothing’s going to change, unless you change it.

    Your beau has what he/she wants, a big dick and a sensitive man.

    At least you’re not being lied to.

  2. Let her go if she comes back to you it was meant to be.If not, she’ll get knocked up then, that “sensitive man” will start beating her.

  3. Wow, kinda feel bad for the other guy…
    by sassy women’s logic he must drive a smart car.

  4. Invent a lover with huge knockers OL. You can tell your lady friend how you just can’t get enough of them. Assuming this is a hetero relationship, if not find a big piece of salami for yourself.

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