Alright, I get it. You’re an eco-freak, like half of the friggin’ population that masquerades around town. You care about the environment, you’re aware of socio-economic disparity amongst the greater population, and you probably have some form of a liberal arts degree. Kudos to that. But for the love of god, could you please consider washing yourself more than… hmm, once every year? You look, smell, and remind me of some primitive ape that had one too many encounters with the sewer rats of the Halifax port, infected with some sort of exotic virus that causes hair to become nappy. Wash yourselves. —Cleanliness Is Next To Manners
This article appears in Mar 7-13, 2013.
At whose crotches have you been sniffing?
*SNIFFFFFF!* Aahhhhhhhhhh! I love the smell of B.O., reefer, damp wool and patchouli in the morning! :|
dat’s nasty… though it could just be that they aren’t washing their clothes often enough.
I had a roommate like that once. I didn’t see him do laundry for the 8 months we weer stuck sharing the same room. Manky as all hell…
Artsy mahfuckers like to throw the whole pheremone argument around. Sorry, bud…you just stink.
stop hanging out at the square then.
That’s more of an Axe body spray zone, SUCKS.
Using a Whipper Snipper on the armpits can cause severe bleeding. Using crotch sweat as deoderent is just plain gross. A shower with non-scented soap sounds sensible. Wash, rinse, repeat every day.
Deodorant was invented in 1888, the human race has existed for 200,000 years at least. That means that deodorant has been around for 0.000625% of humanity’s existence. If you consider the average smell of buddy over the last 200,000 years, these guys.. probably still stink.
Cut open a dread and you will find cacoons!
May be so Crispy… but the hunters for the first 150 000 years knew well enough to stay down wind.