You know what I hate? When somebody says something is awesome. Or genius. Or epic. Or 1 Billion percent. If I hear/read about how something is pure “genius”, and clearly isn’t, I’m gonna snap. Look, Stephen Hawking is a genius. Noam Chomsky is a genius. That guy who got drunk at the party last week after doing 18 shots of Vodka does not qualify him as a genius. If he finds another dimension, then we’ll talk. Until then, stop degrading the English language and buy a thesaurus.
—I Swear If I Hear “dude, that’s pure genius” I’m gonna…

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  1. “Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against “The Never-Ending Story”!”

    RIP Lionel Hutz

  2. I think ‘brilliant’ is England’s most overused word…
    but here it sounds just…. well… brilliant!

    and what’s wrong with awesome?
    If it’s good enough for the TMNT then it’s good enough for me.

  3. Chomsky is the L. Ron Hubbard of the Che Guevera T-shirt brigade. They both write crap fiction and they’ve both created a cult of personality by playing to the egos and prejudices of those who believe they are way too intelligent to be sucked in by a cult.

  4. nice one ivan…but some of that brigade don’t even know who che is, but they wear the tees anyway…very clever for so early in the morn

  5. Pain Girl -My bile operates 24-7. I used to work with a green-haired skate-punk whose parents named him Che. He’s now married, with 2 kids, a house, a car and a career as a supply-tech in the Navy. His officers either get a kick out of him or give him every shit job that comes along.

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