WTF?!?!?! You go to town with a paint-peeler fart, then expect a smile and a giggle will get me to forgive you? You are a swine, I wouldn’t touch you with a 10-ft pole. -Gassed

This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.

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  1. Thoughtless bovine. She could at least have held it in until her bra fitting appointment at a certain successful business on SGR.

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  2. generally anyone over 4 and under 84 should have enough self control to wait through one elevator trip before farting. even I can do that! except when I have the trots, and then you don’t fart no matter how badly you think you need to. you know….

    deliberately farting in an elevator is kind of aggressive. unless the other person was being a dickhead. then it’s sweet revenge.

    (I grew up in a family where the F word was not allowed/discussed so of course my brother and I are very fart obsessed now.)

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  4. Then she gets off on the next floor and anyone else who gets on thinks it was you. Been there.

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  5. It could be that she didn’t like your smell and was trying her best to emulate that specific fragrance.

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  8. What is proper etiquette for accidentally ripping a fart in an elevator? I usually just take the stairs, better acoustics 😉

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