Dafuq is up with the Monopoly pieces?!?!?!?
Since opening in SS, the line barely ever ends so I don’t need the whole spiel about how it’s “shit food” and all that. I get it, I do. But people eat there… a LOT of people… so spare me.
What I don’t get … if I decide I want milk instead of coffee or pop – you know, the slightly healthier alternative – I don’t get the fucking monopoly pieces to potentially win more shit food/prizes.
What they, as a billion dollar, global mega-corp, should be doing is put the fucking pieces ON THE HEALTHIER ALTERNATIVES instead of reinforcing people to eat the shittiest of the shit food.
Put them on the apple slices/yogurts/milk.. try doing something positive for a god damn change. —I told you it was horrible right from the start.
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THE LARGER QUESTION
“Dafuq is up with Monopoly pieces?” I told you etc. etc.
The larger question is not about rewarding healthier food choices with Monopoly pieces but rather the subtext of Monopoly itself. What is that subtext? The subtext is grooming the very young (or congenitail idiots like the bitcher) in the ways of aggressive capitalism. That’s what Monopoly is all about – amassing wealth through sharp practice in real estate acquisition. (Psst, want a deal on Marvin Gardens?)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
You, see, Mo’ Fool – despite being a soul sucking pesthole, SS is NOT Dachau, so nobody is being forced to eat anything, healthy or otherwise. We also have these things called grocery stores where one can exchange specie, that is to say money(which most people work for but some have given to them for no better reason than mere existence), for agricultural produce. Those healthy things that you seem to think it is the obligation of government or business to provide you with, but which most people take as their personal responsibility to seek out and acquire if that is their preference
So, shoplift some apples or some yogii, hell, you can even pick ripe rose hips from the bushes next to the bus stop if you need healthy sustenance for a long day of mopping up other peoples pee at that beacon of commercial enlightenment at the nexus of Barrington.
Capisce?.
Oh, “capisce” is an Italian word. It can best be approximately translated as ‘ynowhamsayng?
And Ivan for the win!
Ivan: ” Mo’ Fool – despite being a soul sucking pesthole, SS is NOT Dachau”
Ummm speak engrish? WTF is SS? Super size? I didn’t write dis bitch nor do I play mcnopoly… although OB makes a good point; however, almond milk or water is a healthier alternative than cow secretions.
I think Ivan wrote dis bitch tryna imitate ma linguistic style…Imitation is da sincerest form of flattery, gnome sayin’?
How Mo’ Fool sees herself:
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How we’re supposed to see her:
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How she really is:
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it took me forever to figure out SS is that large building downtown that has a food court right? isn’t that the same place that kicked out some local food guy who made middle eastern food or something? and so they replaced with ronalds?
talk about getting what you deserve.
All three are lovely looking ladies, Ivan! Thank you for taking the time to search google images and select not one, not two, but three representations of your vision of me. It really shows you care!
I understand your fascination… Da darker tha berry, the sweeter da juice….Do try it! Some dark-meat might knock dat ginger out yer bloodlines.
The pleasure was entirely mine, ‘fool, since time is all any of us here really have. I’ll give some thought to your suggestion of miscegenation, but let’s be honest, unless we’re talking about Ri-Ri or Bouncey Knowles, I’ll probably confine my preferences to the Nordic and Alpine subgroups of the Aryan Race.
And shouldn’t that quote read “The darker the berry; the heavier the drain on the public purse”?
“isn’t that the same place that kicked out some local food guy who made middle eastern food or something? and so they replaced with ronalds?
talk about getting what you deserve.”
Yes, that makes sense. The mall didn’t renew a food vendors lease so now the customers of McDonalds don’t get Monopoly pieces with the healthy menu options. Is this that “Karma” thing by any chance?
One thing I have noticed about that foodcourt with the new tenant, its not completely dead after 3pm.
There isn’t anything rotten Ronnie’s can offer me to eat their shitty whatever it is. It certainly ain’t food.
^^ What about a “McGangbang”?
there are higher profit margins on pop.