SHUT UP. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS, SHUT UP.
THE WORD HIPSTER HAS NO MEANING.
LITERALLY, IT HAS NO MEANING.
DID YOU REALIZE THAT PLAID AND GLASSES AND MUSIC AND BEER ARE JUST THINGS THAT THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS NEED AND OR ENJOY? IF EVERYONE IS A HIPSTER THEN NO ONE CAN BE A HIPSTER. DON’T YOU SEE?
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD CAN’T BE HIPSTERS!
— I AM TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I AM YELLING AT YOU.
This article appears in Feb 20-26, 2014.


Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer!
http://www.risasinmas.com/wp-content/uploa…
FUCK OFF
that’s from the mod, right?
smells like it
I bet OP is a hipster.
Stop yelling, my eyes are hurting.
YES THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
is that a new-age member of the trinity? father, son and holy shit?
What’s a Hipster?
okay how about pretentious little self absorbed brat who thinks they are unique individuals just like everyone else and has to try and be quirky to fit in to a group they pretend not to fit into ? hows that…sorry hipster is shorter. fucking hipsters.
Sorry GDM. I just came out! It’s more like a twitch.
jhey, i would recommend calamine lotion, or perhaps a nice oatmeal bath
wait a minute, i know a really nasty joke about oatmeal baths
I JUST CAN’T HELP IT;
http://www.pinterest.com/quimil/hipster-ba…
Asians have been the Original Hipster, or OH, for years and years before it trickled over across the ocean.
male hipsters, are laughable… IMO fashion trends should be left to women… but the female hipster, I find, are super cute. super duper cute. There’s a very sweet OH in the Village at Rita’s whom is completely adorable. Rarely there but when she is it’s a pleasure to see her
“DID YOU REALIZE THAT PLAID AND GLASSES AND MUSIC AND BEER ARE JUST THINGS THAT THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS NEED AND OR ENJOY?”
Nope, can’t say I did. Must have missed that. Not sorry.
TJ902,
Suspend yourself and allow the poster to point out what needs to be realized.
I LOVE music. Play music. Should I buy a new wardrobe to go with my beard? I just shaved my beard. I’m so confused…I don’t need glasses, but I feel so much external pressure to have a thick pair – that’s right, I said thick pair.
Incredible!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sludgepunkslimehar…
gawd!!! we are not supposed to talk about hipsters on a hipster bitch!
GDM,
I figured since I already exceeded my quota, that I would just keep on rolling.
kinda like breaking thru your invisible fence in pursuit of a rabbit?
remember, that shock collar on you means you can never go back
Hipsters are little wieners, who obsess over style instead of content. They are more worried about looking cool, than actually being cool and have an insatiable desire to be validated by others.
OP probably is a hipster who hates being called out all the time, or perhaps wants to be called out so they can feel smug and different.
Vintage is a code word for over priced used shit nobody else wanted so they fucking sold it.
Don’t pretend it counts as recycling, you wanna recycle go to Frenchy’s and buy something that fits properly.
Zuke,
It’s beautiful. lol.
Jhey, thanks for that hilarious link–the hx of hipsters and a few of the side articles made me LMAO
Macaronis! I’m going to replace the word Hipster with Macaronis.
I’ll help you get that one going Jhey :P……i tend to use the word ‘fop’, but ‘macaroni’ is waaaay funnier–we could pen a ‘fop opera’ using the word ‘macaroni’, just think of all those over-inflated notes! Hell, we could even take it to The ‘X’ Factor, lol 😀
We need a hipster song…!