This article appears in Dec 11-17, 2008.
Hey you! Stalker!
I don’t know who the fuck you are but if you try to add me as a friend again on facebook I’m fucking blocking you! I never blocked anyone ever but you just may be the first one because you tried to add me 4 times in the last month! You have no profile pi
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frig just block and be done with it. Obviously you want to know who it is or you’d have done this already. Its like catching someone in the act of breaking into your car and telling them they can have 20 minutes more to try and THEN you’ll call for help.
I would have blocked them the first time. Though I am more apt to find friend requests from 60 year old German men amusing than irritating.
Probabally a collection agency – they are going high tech now… People usually pay their internet bill before their credit card…
Set your status to private, so that you don’t turn up in searches.
someone takes FB WAY too seriously.
ah the ‘friendsheep’ request…..I get a bunch of them every week now, all because I moved and left my gender as female. chuckle, and ignore- block if they’re persistant. it’s not hard.
Get a fucking life. This is Facebook, big honking deal. Block the fucker, like Elvis said, and quit yer beefing.