A lab in new mexico says “beards are as dirty as toilets”, they are riddled with poop particles. Don’t touch that, kiss that or let that fuzz face near you. These are the things that cause urinary tract infections. The spit and dirt stuck in your matted facial hair makes me want to puke. The news reports on this topic says they’re loaded with bacteria and feces. “I have never seen a petri dish this color before” says microbiologists. “If these samples were similar to what we find in our water system, we would have to shut it down. Men you say you shampoo your disgusting fuzz face daily but if that is the case, why does it stink and not smell like shampoo. You need to lather that shit (literal shit) up with antibacterial soap, actually you need to do this after each meal. Perhaps this is why men have shorter lifespans – they’re unhygienic habits catch up with them. Ladies, encourage your lazy men-child to shave and wash regularly. Look at all the crap women go through daily, tweezing brows, shaving bikini line, legs, arm pits, waxing mustache, shaving our big toes. The FUCKING LEAST you can do is weedwack that sesspool off your lazy ass face! —The Canadian Sphynx
This article appears in May 7-13, 2015.
This has already been debunked. But forget about ‘chin pubes’ how about actual pubic hair? Certainly there’s far more bacteria there. Remember that the next time you write a bitch about how your boyfriend doesn’t go down on you enough and stop believing everything you read on the internet.
Guys: do NOT shave your beards!
“THERE’S MANY A SLP TWIXT CUP AND LIP”
Where’s the comparrison to other areas of the body, like how is it any different than head hair or pubes! or armpits or eyebrows!?!? what about guys who wash their hands regularly and work in a medical lab compared to a coal miner? Who’s face did they study, was it a meth addict or a zoo keeper, maybe a librarian?? Was it a small chin strap or a giant gandalf beard?? Are side burns included?? And I’ve got many more questions!!
You have no cred!! instead of typing anything useful what so ever, your whole bitch is summed up as “I don’t like facial hair” An article link woulda been much smarter than “A lab in new mexico”. I’d trust said meth addict up above before i believed anything in this steaming pile of beardy shit.
My only comment is that I don’t want anyone with facial hair cooking or serving my food …. unless they are wearing one of those ridiculous looking beard bras and then it’s worth the entertainment value.
Well if a beard has feces in it, then clean your fucking asshole.
Every damn thing in this world is crawling with poop bacteria, lady. Your phone, for example.
Whether or not the study is true, I agree with the fact that beards STINK. Dudes may not think so but the ladies (or laddies) who have to get close to that for a snog know it for a fact. Food particles and odours, beverages, smokes and breath fumes accumulate in that face-bush over the course of the day. Shave that nasty sucker.
I don’t know what kind of guys you’ve been ‘snogging’ , Oceanchick, but there is no reason that a neatly trimmed, well-kept beard should smell any better or worse than the rest of your body/head. (Assuming said individual bathes on a daily basis and has otherwise good hygiene).
My best pick up line is “Hey Doll! Wanna smell my beard?!”.. And I don’t even have one!!
… cause telling us what to do is gonna yield the best results…
obviously.
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You tell ’em Willard.
Swab a vah-jay-jay and smear that on a petri dish and see what grows – then report back.
lol i posted a comment on this, but i fear the feminist moderator got ahold of it for criticizing the androginist OB…HEY KETTLE!! meet pot!!
Pffffft! Yeah, because dick smears on petri dishes never grow anything, right? Sorry, your supposed two wrongs ain’t ever gonna add up to a right with this logic.