Hey Jerk!! You hurt my friend. The next time you think to date someone maybe you should make sure that you have your head together first.
Anyway, you just let the best thing that could ever happen to you walk away. She deserves better anyhow. Good luck with your international fuck.

—Don’t Mess With My Friends

This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.

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  2. Accents are hot, kernalbob, duhhh.

    Us domestic girls don’t have a hope in hell when we’re up against bitches with accents 😛

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  3. Why is it just him that has to get his head on straight first? Your friend should get her head on straight as well. She obviously wasn’t using her head when she decided she wanted to go out with this guy. People need to get to know someone first before they lust after someone else.

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