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Thanks for showing up to my Christmas party uninvited, helping yourself to the food I prepared for everyone, being a total douche to my girlfriends, and taking a 40 of rum out of my fridge when you left. It was great to have you in my home.
—The ‘Rich Bitch’ who wouldn’t play the blues for you.
This article appears in Dec 17-23, 2009.
18 Comments
theft if not invited…
report his ass Wednesday and let him sit in the holding cell for the holidays….
ah, revenge.
one year we had a new years party where we stored the beer ect. on the deck (where its colder) and when some of the uninvited guests left they went around back and started walking away with it.
but someone caught them.
it was awesome.
Next year invite someone who has a set of BALLS !
That way you can get them to remove those who you don’t want, or haven’t invited to your party.
I can understand that someone crashing your party upsets you…I cannot understand why you simply didn’t ask them to leave & escort them out !
Which is why I suggested inviting someone who would
-Merry Christmas
The TAG on this bitch is totally wrong. This bitcher doesn’t hate the holidays, they hate people who STEAL FROM THEM DURING THE HOLIDAYS! Tim/Andy whoever it is, needs to put down the bottle of Crown Royal and pick up the coffee. 😛
There was an uninvited guest at a few parties when I was a lad.
He always trolled around for unfinished beer or cigarettes. If you set your beer down to go take a leak it would be gone when you got back. So we used to piss in a bottle and set it outside to cool. We would set it down for him to find.
He would then grab it as soon as he could. We laughed and laughed once when he took a big gulp, stopped, gave the beer a funny look then took another big swig. I guess he wasn’t sure if he liked it or not.
Cold beer anyone?
YOU’RE WELCOME. I’LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR.
the tag is generic for all the holiday-related bitches. so if the bitcher may not have been hating, they the person stealing the booze certainly was a hater, no?
and as a personal rule, i never hit the rye n gingers before 11am.
Good for you Andy… I find the Ginger ale, a bit too sweet first thing in the morning myself.
Just a splash of the good stuff & a couple of ice cubes , knocks the cobwebs from the brain 🙂
yeah, but it’s christmas right, so we all make exceptions to the rule.
double gin and ginger is good as well -never been big on rye- but recently when a bar ran out of ginger ale (and not ONLY because of me… though I did contribute to the problem) I tried a double gin and seven w/ lime wedge…. holy crap!
way better than ginger ale though dangerous.
ummm yea might be shitty action on their part – but OP asking ” hey who the fuck are you – [rivate party – please leave unless you where invited” would have prevented it . I don’t know what the circumstances where that lead you to not kick them out beforehand was – but that can work .
crack in the morn cocktails in the eve
Sorry about that Rich Bitch… I just wanted to party!
holy shit baby, i’m coming to your house for new year’s eve,hey q, you busy that night? maybe she and a couple friends can entertain us later after the big 12 midnite?
I’ve got nothing going on for New Year’s and would therefore be totally up for crashing some random person’s party.
“I’ve got nothing going on for New Year’s and would therefore be totally up for crashing some random person’s party.”
Lets go upper deck kay’s toilet and steal Desi’s gold albums from the basement.
If it was a party in your house, what is an uninvited guest doing there? If he was uninvited, how did he get in?
“”Thanks for showing up to my Christmas party uninvited, helping yourself to the food I prepared for everyone, being a total douche to my girlfriends, and taking a 40 of rum out of my fridge when you left.””
Sounds like a good time…are your girlfriends cute?
Where do you live?
Happy New Year?