By chance I’m wearing a camouflage shirt that says “hiding out in northern ontario”, those dark blue jeans where the yellow string seams show bright, unshaven, balding and I’ve got leather shoes that sort of look like running shoes. If I go out to the Seahorse I’ll get approached by one of those generic rich pretentious hippy earthy and fake granola girls who talk emotive gibberish testing you to “say the right thing” to show that you “understand them”. I should show up, smile and tell her to F off. Just because what I’m wearing is a complete accident. —Been in this city my whole life. Seen 5 generations of the same ones.
This article appears in Sep 19-25, 2013.
Try the Lighthouse.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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God damn, there are some judgmental people in the world. Fuck off OP. You sound like the biggest loser here due to your cruelty. Why do people have to be so judgmental and mean to each other ALL THE TIME?
MM – the Lighthouse has been closed for nearly 2 decades now. Since you live 30 minutes by Metro from some of the most epic peeler bars in Christendom, it’s not fair for you to remind us how badly we suck.
Perhaps the amount of judgmental fucks you see is relative to the amount of bitches you read, Coastingby. Everyone is a little judgmental, this is just a forum for them to express it in writing. I doubt most of the OP’s on these boards would actually call someone out on the things they didn’t like about them in person. And if they did I would hope that person they were calling out had enough wits to pick them apart just as evenly.
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: Ivan Sonofabitch (09é22, 2:02PM)
Nearly two decades you say. Pity.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
The first sentence of my comment had nothing to do with reading The Coast, Hoist. I was talking generally. I found people judgmental LONG BEFORE I started reading this magazine. That’s why I said the world is judgmental and not ‘God damn there are some judgmental people in The Coast’s LTWWB forums!’ It’s human nature to be judgmental. I’m not exempted from the rule. Sometimes we all get frustrated with it, especially when people are over the top.
Oh my god, you hate hipsters? Dude.. I’ve never heard anyone say that before! If you don’t want to talk to someone, give them a few seconds of congeniality and then excuse yourself.
The ironic thing is that you’re acting just like a hipster.
I can’t figure out what exactly this bitch is about? Are you pissed about fake people? Hipsters? Women who misjudge you based on appearance? OP you sound over confident, judgemental and pretentious yourself. And I think I’m out of the loop cause I thought the seahorse was a lesbian bar? But I haven’t been there since I was underage and don’t do the DT scene. But OP sounds like a dude.
me too mama, *yellow string seams*?