To the people on Brenton Street who think it’s necessary to put your garbage out on the street, and leave it there for TWO WEEKS until the next garbage day: can you not see how fucking disgusting this is?? The bags break open and the wind carries your shit everywhere, and people walking by think it’s an appropriate place to toss their half-filled food containers and coffee cups.

If this happens again next week, as it did before the last garbage day too, you’re getting an official visit from the city, courtesy of me. —No More

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  1. Well, they’ve renamed Hillbilly Hollow (formerly Holler) ‘Little Arse Corner’ and one of the new by-laws requires all filled garbage bags be windmill pitched at the fucking seagulls who haw and squawk like it’s goddamn frosh week at the Palace. Damn those beanies, damn their puking chorus, damn those shithawks, damndamndamnLittleArseCorneranditsvomitingzones!!!

  2. The shithawks from LAC use corbie heads for pool balls, I’m afraid – all a result of gene splicing and a recent raid on the local NSLC.

  3. Wouldn’t it be more useful to talk to the people on the street instead of writing on here and expecting Karma to do the job for you? Karma or Jesus or Lex Luthor.

  4. Karma’s sunning in Cancun, Jesus hitched a ride to the West Coast and Lex Luthor works as the prem’s PR. Might as well have the gnomes do it although I really fucking hate stepdancing in curly-toed slippers with bells on them.

  5. why wait, do it now if the crap is still hanging around there, call them if you know exactly who it is doing it.

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