I know it’s natural and we all do it! Hell even fish do it!! But for the love of our nostrils please! I swear some people must literally shit themselves every time they pass gas! I don’t know who it was. The young guy or his girlfriend next to him? The little old lady who was looking around all suspiciously? I’m not sure but I do know whoever it was had something crawl up their ass and die. Ya I admit I don’t always smell like roses but for the consideration of everyone around I would never do it in a restaurant as everyone is having breakfast! Get up and go to the washroom you ignorant SOB at least there you can give it a wipe! —JJ
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2011.
IN A RESTAURANT? FFS, I’d ask myself if the species has really sunk that low, but I’ve been hanging out here for a year and a half, so I already know the answer. The lice-picking anthropoids who rip shit in a public place are probably also the same mingers who burst their piles when exposed to the rich, mellow aroma of toasted Virginia tobacco while knuckle-walking about in the great outdoors.
was it a banana for breakfast?
let er rip….
http://bigbigbrother.com/wp-content/upload…
Oh…poor OB.
Get some of these and hand them out whenever you smell poo, I’m sure your efforts will be appreciated.
http://current.com/18ddm4c
Some people do try you know….
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
hey jj, bet it didn’t smell or taste that bad going in hey. i swear to fuck, if they bottled some of those up, a war would be over in no time. some of the worst are the beer farts, the chilli farts, and of course, the backdoor sex fart. the last don’t stink, but what a weird fucking sound, you hear it once, you necver forget it.
OP, get a BBQ lighter and then see who explodes. Save your farts for on Metro Transit for all passengers to enjoy with their paid fare.