I hate these stupid fucking air currents!
wtf? As is artificially lowering the temperature in the middle of the god-damn cold winter isn’t enough, you just moved some really important papers that I left unattended on the ground for like TWO SECONDS, can’t you just mind your own damn business ass-hat?
I fucking hate this stupid perpetual re-distribution of air pressure -if you don’t fuck off soon I’m going to piss in your direction.
This article appears in Mar 27 – Apr 2, 2008.


don’t even try taking on Mother nature in a bitch…. it’s a no win situation…:)
damn…This bitch was a test; an attempt to lure people into nasty back and forth over a futile and absurd argument so that I could come in and go “HA! look at you people getting worked up and bitchy about nothing -suckers”, unfortunately nobody bit … oh well…
Did you just mutter: ‘Curses! Foiled again!’?