Two the STUPIED FUCKERS who who ate my FUCKIG box of junier mints!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!Q!!!!! I no u come in late, u LOVE to party but this time youve gone to far. I hade a really rough day at my job, at least i HAVE a job, FUCK YOU! U act so tough cause ur father is rich, maybve u could bye ME some JR. mints, now im gonna have too go buy more. I hope you FUCKING DIE! KARMAS A BITCH!!!
—JR. Mint luvver
This article appears in Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2009.
That’s a lot of passion for Junior Mints.
JUNIER mints, Three. JUNIER mints.
“I Hope you FUCKING! DIE KARMAS a bitch.”
No, Karma is not a bitch. Karma my friend, is an ideology. The Idea of Karma comes from eastern philosophy and Buddhist thought. Karma is not a personal vengeance device, or some magic force that punishes wrong doers.
In fact Karma is the weight of good and evil in a person’s life. Essentially Karma is the personal accumulation of good or bad deeds. Karma won’t punish anyone, It’s not an invisible police officer who is going to avenge you and your junior mints.
Reading the Bitch section a reader can come across these rants with the word “Karma” thrown in and misused. I just want to let you know that it makes more sense to say, “For stealing my junior mints you have brought negative Karma on your self.” Not that Karma is going to come and get you. Karma is an ideological idea, not an evil robot.
Rafiki– Most of us appreciate the clarification (I for one shudder every time someone uses Karma out of context as well) however, this person spelled Junior as Junier. Understanding Karma is the least of their worries. I actually think people go out of their way to post this stuff just to get a rise out of people.
Ratter – I was suppressing the urge to copy, edit (for everything) and re-post. I could only satisfy the urge by spelling the product name properly, lol.
Haha, trust me, I understand!
Reading that hurt my head.
All this over Junior Mints? My, you certainly do sound stable – for a fucking lunatic.
Aww, sweetie, I’ll buy you a box! 😉
OP, this mint debacle is not the greatest travesty in your life….
for sadly, you are a child left behind.
I’m telling you this for your own good, PLEASE seek help.
OP, How old are you?? I understand the need to rant every once in awhile, but over “Juniers”, get you daddy to bye some, and oh yeah, no what you are doing, like…..Douchebag
are you kidding me…get a life buddy you will find there are much more important things to care about then your jr. mints
WOW. Too bad this person isn’t as compassionate when it comes to, say, spelling and grammar!
I’ll bet all you bitches would bitch if you woke up to missing Junior Mints. Roommates suck.
What’s the fascination with the mints???? I mean ,don’t get me wrong. I’d be pissed if somebody took my beer, but it’s a lot less trivial than mints and beer costs more.
Useless bitch!
Was I the only one who actually had no idea what this bitch was about? I mean… I get the want more mints… but who took them? From where? Why? Wheres the story! This bitch has no meat… just lots of… scary ranting.
PS: I often use Karma out of context (e.g. Karmas a bitch!) although I understand the meaning. Its a very satisfying word to misuse – almost as satisfying as the phrase “Eff my life!”
Which the OP is probably saying, because, as its the only thing which has been made clear – they have no more mints.
I hope this person gets every junior mint s/he ever buys eaten by someone else, right in front of him/her. Using grammar that insulting to the English language should be punished with a total lack of anything yummy! Forever!!
FUCK, I hate these young whippersnappers who think crap like this is okay. AARRGGGGG!!!!!
I have to say thank you for this post – and Thank you Dr. Fever for “this person spelled Junior as Junier. Understanding Karma is the least of their worries”. I laughed and laughed over that sarcasm… I need to find something better to do with my time.
Man, who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious!
It’s very refreshing!