I, a man making almost six digits, with a nice house, car and good-looking to boot—just got asked out by a woman who works retail and takes the bus. And she looked at me like I had five heads when I said no. What is this world coming to? –Out Of Your League

This article appears in Aug 23-29, 2012.

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  1. Ya. She really dodged a bullet here, OB. Money does NOT make the man. It must have taken a lot of courage for her to ask you. You, sir, are a douche.

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  3. Did you get her name? You know, so we can ALL congratulate her on the bullet she just dodged. There are plenty of reasons for not wanting to go out with someone. You just named NONE of them, you prolapsed rectum.

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  6. Most likely.
    Or, it’s Sebastian, knowing his old buddies here would get a kick out this story.

    Didn’t have the guts to tell her you’re a mud butler, did you Seb?

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  7. I, a man making nowhere near 3 figures, living in a shitty trailer, a second hand bike (stolen) and ugly as fuck just got propositioned by Sebastian…..

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  8. I hope this is a joke, and shallow people like this don’t actually exist…

    Oh dear.. I’m going back inside my head, where there are no douche bags, and everyone is in the same league.

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  10. Yeah this seems pretty fake to me. I seem to recall a similar bitch being posted not too long ago.

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  11. I agree with everybody, the lady is better off without someone like you in her life.

    Think about this dip-shit, maybe she’s woking in retail because she likes it. You know, she’s a people person (obviously unlike you) and enjoys meeting new folks. Working where she works by preference, not necessity.

    Two yeas ago I was earning “almost six digits”, hated it and quit. Now I’m doing something I love for a hell of a lot less. Guess what, I’ll never go back to a desk job. Oh, and although I rent a house, I do own: property up-province, 2 cars, 2 motorcycles, and I’m good looking to boot. I would never rudly turn down a date request (I bet you sneered your “no”), I’d tell the person that I was flattered (truth), and I’d be gracious in my refusal.

    You’re right about one thing though, you’re definately “out of her league”, just not in the direction that you think.

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  12. she not enough of a trophy wife for you?
    most rich dudes have women that don’t even HAVE a job…
    and they’re a hell of a lot richer than your mediocre ass.

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  13. oooh, but aren’t we a picky little bitcher. you should consider yourself lucky that a human female asked you out. unless you are gay or stupid, the answer should have been yes. what a big pile of self entitled bullshit you are or think you are. hope the fuck you go thru the rest of your super life being a lonely miserable fuck. i see you have a bit of a head start already. shoot this asshole, someone.

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  14. AWE… don’t be haters… He just prefers to pay for his affection. 🙂 Professionals have that added touch!

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  16. not that i believe no one could possibly be so shallow, geeze, half the world is thin as a dime, but they wouldn’t write about this kind of event in those terms. this was tongue in cheek. a legit bitch would have been complaining about gold diggers and would most certainly have mentioned the woman’s looks. 100%.

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  17. Geez OP, glad your shit doesn’t stink, otherwise it may be tough for you to have your head shoved so far up your ass…

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  19. That’s about the lamest troll post I’ve ever set my peepers on – those fucking trolltards aren’t even trying anymore.

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  20. You are an egotistical bastard.It sounds like you are the looser.What that woman didn’t have in money and a big house full of nice things she made up for with decency,humility and personalty.All of which traits you can aspire to learn.Then again it sounds to me you think you already know everything.
    Can everyone say n-a-r-c-i-s-s-i-s-t-i-c?
    But I’m sure that you would deny it’s your fault your such a huge c*nt.

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  24. Maybe it’s that 69 year old Liberal Senator looking for his 23 year old flight rage wifey?

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  25. You mean the one who was screaming: ‘Die, you fucking old bastard, die!’ while visions of dollar signs danced in her head? Why else would some young piece marry someone who voted for MacKenzie King? Must be fun following the old fart with a spatula just in case his nutsacks stick to the sidewalk. Then there’s the wet wipes.

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  27. OB, if this is for real and not just a joke, I must ask … are you serving as your own puppeteer? You should probably remove your six digits that you seem to have inserted up your ass … it sounds as though it has resulted in hyperextension of your cervical spine. If you keep them in there for too long, your case may become chronic.

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  32. Doesn’t anyone else see this as just a reversal of “I’m a beautiful, successful woman so why would I go out with you on EI and living in your mother’s basement”. How often have we’ve seen a variation of that type of bitch on here?

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  34. Of course, Tim. But venting is fun amd everytime you encounter something that you think is just too pathetic to be true, someone is bound to prove you wrong, eventually.

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  36. Saw that too Tim, also thought it might be a troll, but I decided to reply as if it’s true (more fun).

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  37. Yeah, and if she made more money than you, she would intimidate you! What the fuck is happening in this world? Men being the breadwinner was the way of the world for centuries! Now, suddenly, it’s WRONG??? Way to be the provider, asshole. With an ego as big as yours, you will never be satisfied!

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  38. “Yeah, and if she made more money than you, she would intimidate you” – Hezz, the light came on when I read that. He’s so far in the closet, he doesn’t even know that he’s gay.

    A woman who earns less, isn’t worthy, and any woman who earned more…well, she’d be a “ball busting bitch”. So this way he can stay single and nobody will question it.

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  39. TimBro
    I think a woman that would do that would be a c*nt as well.A male would feel far to inadequate about himself, to ask such a female on a date, if the roll was reversed.Sure there are people that have the attitude that they are ‘better than,but they’re not good people anyway.
    I think the fault is society’s.A male is made to feel inferior to a female that makes more money than him.I think when society makes an additude adjustment more males will feel more comfortable asking female’s that make more money than the male,on a date.

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  42. Yeah, this is probably a troll post (fake) – but it does remind me of my ex-husband a little! HAHAHA, he used to say he was to good to ride the bus. WTF?

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  43. OP, if you’ve got all this going for you, why are you still single?

    My guess is you have a dick like a pencil almost worn down to the nub.

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  45. This has to be a Troll. If not I wouldn’t be surprised if it were a regressed type internalized revenge writing. He’s lying but is getting some type of satisfaction from posting this somehow. Or he’s a complete asshole who doesn’t have any regressed tensions. Most un- expected post I’ve read so far. Not interested in continuing with speculation.

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  46. Boru

    I’m impressed with the roles reversed significance insight. you’ve made me less cynical about woman thanks.

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