I was a bit anxious about the “Rapture” that was supposed to happen. But, that was the biggest scandal since Bill Clinton banged Monica Lewinsky. Look, fake ass prophet nothing happened, because God says that only He knows the end of the world, and not even his son nor the angels in heaven know the hour or day. So, you scared a lot of people for nothing. Seriously people, read your bibles, stop listen to Oprah. Fuck, Santa Claus could have predicted better. —Laughing
This article appears in May 19-25, 2011.
Read your bible, read your bible….ok let me get it
Random passage
“As your partner reaches the entrance to your…”
OOPS!
Wrong bible!
two for the price of one http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/05/…
There have been thousands of rapture predictions and every single one of them has failed.
Camping’s reaction to his failed prediction?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_…
Go-fucking-figure
Here’s what really happened:
http://waronpants.net/wp-content/uploads/2…
And you’re any better why Mr/Mrs. Biblelover?
-Also laughing
i knew someone would waste time and space on this non event. shit, that won’t happen til may 24, 2012, at 12;24 p.m. atlantic time.
Hahaha beat me to it, TTFN.
21 Oct…..this time he MEANS it! I wonder if the fact that his studio is sandwiched between an auto shop and a palm reader’s business might have something to do with it….inhaling too many paint/bodyfill fumes me thinks? Fail.
that’s the weekend before my birthday!
I’m having a Rapture B-day party!!! WOOT!!!!!
never gonna make it to the big 3-0!
what the hell is he going to say come the 22nd and he’s financially raped everyone twice in the same year?
poor buggers.
GO RAPTURE KITTY!
http://www.heavingdeadcats.com/wp-content/…
Macho Man Randy Savage gave up his life for the sins of humanity and prevented the rapture from happening.
He should do things like the movie ‘The Village’
The elderly man running this scam now says that he made a “mathematical miscalculation” and rapture is now scheduled for October 21. He also said it would happen in the 90’s.
This old dude is worth $72 million – fuck, like L. Ron Hubbard once said: ‘You wanta make real money, you gotta start a religion!’
Therefore, the Church of Cosmic Muffology is now open for business.
Wait… The guy is serious?
http://i.imgur.com/8LsJi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ouRel.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/E6QoY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/V2vuv.gif
OK….everyone send me all your money and good stuff before Oct 21.
Cheer up! It’s not the end of the world!!
Cheer up! It’s not the end of the world!!! LOL
Raptures? Or Raptors? Yeah that Toronto team sucks more dick than a Spryfield bitch at her family union.
Sebastian’s signing up to be the Raptor mascot right now! Or thinking of trying out for the Raptors.