Thanks for telling me you’d be at the pool hall when you fucking knew you weren’t going to.
Even though not a single fucking person showed up for my 20th birthday I thought I could at least count on you. But no, I went to your house to see what happened? Your man didn’t feel like going so you didn’t feel like going “I don’t go anywhere without him!”
It was such an awesome birthday… waiting around for no one.. but seriously? Not one fucking person! —Happy motherfucking Birthday
This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2010.


Man, that sucks donkey! Happened to me on my B-Day too. I sent e-vites and even picked a nice pub in H-fax (I live in Windsor) for dinner so it would be convenient. No one. I ate on my own, the waiter comped me a couple of drinks, the manager comped me a piece of cake. Patrons all sang Happy Birthday. Turned out a birthday with strangers was the best one I’ve had in a long time.
Sorry about your suck-nuts friends. Happy Birthday!
yeesh…. 20, eh?
all downhill from there.
suppose you’ll soon learn that you can’t rely on anyone for anything.
Geez zZz… does your back get sore dragging around that sack of sadness? All doomy and gloomy! Buck up little campers, even Life Sucks admits that it doesn’t always! 😉
you’d be surprised…. i have a strong back.
I’ve got the santa’s bag full of gloom and dreariness….
never seems to end.
things happen, and thing change in a hurry o.p., don’t get bent out of shape over it. there will always be another time and person.
hey suckulous, change is good but you know that dontcha gramps/grandy/poppy^^
yea dude/dudedette life doesn’t always suck once in awhile you get a smidgen of less hellishness and it keeps you going until the suck resumes 🙂
People don’t value other peoples’ time anymore. I’d say dump those friends.
Yawn.