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You may think it’s funny, but when we are sharing a mutual, intimate climax together, I don’t want to hear the sports announcers in the background screaming homerun and the crowd insanely cheering. Shut off the damn TV!
—Foul ball
This article appears in Oct 29 – Nov 4, 2009.
28 Comments
TMI, kid.
Hide the sacred remote control.
He shoots, he scores!!!!!!! Bahwhawhawhawhaw – thanks for the laff.
Sounds like great timing all around …
Are your legs broken OP? Obviously not. Turn off the damn TV yourself or wait to fuck until the game’s over.
Sheesh.
um if you were into it, you wouldnt have heard that the screaming was for a homerun…..
Umm…take control you submissive little snot. Tie. Him. Up.
Frenchie…I’m with you .
I sure as hell cannot hear any outside influence when my honey & I are being mutually orgasmic…hell it takes me several minutes to regroup my thought processes !
Loud Sex Orgasm’s are another great reason to live out in the country, away from the neighbors 🙂
OP’s partner must have jumped up to cheer also = )
Dino, so revealing…but I admire your style ; )
Seriously though….if you can HEAR the score……you are faking anyway and you should just watch the game!!
heh… I can just see the dude break out laughing… and her all pissed off…
technically you both hit homers so I can see the humour.
fantastic
i used to date a chick that had her fucking c.b. radio going in the background, notice i said used to date. thanks but no fucking thanks. and the last bitch had fucking rap crap blaring, i smashed the fucking thing and walked out.
wait, women can have orgasms?
Whoa whoa whoa. People watch baseball? While in bed? Isn’t baseball like a cold shower, least it is to me. Lady, wherever you are, you shouldn’t be with a guy who watches baseball. Especially during nuptials.
Get on your knees bitch and suck that fucking jizz down. It’s none of your business what’s on the tube. You just worry about what you are supposed to do.
That’s just classy Poor Baby. What are you? 16?
My guess is he’s 12 at least. Either way, I bet he’s never even smelled the pussy yet.
Or he’s being sarcastic? lol
Two words…mood music…problem solved.
Mood music? Like Kenny G? Zamfir?
If that’s what does it for you scoobydoo.
Dino: You. Me. “Coffee.”
Now.
“sharing a mutual, intimate climax”…. what else do you expect from a SMU football game. Get up from other the bleachers.
I think it’s funny that you have no problem doin the nasty with this person, yet you don’t want to ask him to turn off the TV…. Just incorporate it into the dirty talk…”oh baby, bend me over, turn off the tv, and fuck me in the ass!~”
lorilulu, i love how you think,you single?????
Lovinglife you made me laugh, and here I am sitting trying not to draw attention to myself.
By chance does he live in the basement of his parents house
By any chance does he live in the basement of his parents house