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I recently got a 3 pack of my favorite briefs. My balls are always hanging out and/or getting pinched.
Did I miss a meeting about underwear? Who is the idiot engineer that decided to change the shape of my fav briefs? —Saggy
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2016.
13 Comments
Nah, you just got fat.
Quite honestly, I don’t know who designs men’s underwear… it must be eunuchs or women.
And the package didn’t include a greased spatula?!
The illumi…NAUGHTY.
Badum-tsh
I have one word for you …mantyhose. Look it up. I hear all the hipsters are wearing them now.
Boxers, anything else is just uncivilized.
Bad enough to have the balls bouncing all over the place, hopefully your racquet is still in the packet. Kidding aside they seem to be getting stingy with the fabric, or at least the design or cut of the fabric, in many brands lately. Hard to even trust old standby brands, as even many of them have kept the alleged same size notation yet changed towards a smaller cut. Anything to save a penny in production, even if it means losing former customers.
I’ve noticed the same thing. They are loose around the waist and the sling is too small to hold my ballsack. life is good for big guts and little dick.
Check out My Package underwear. They’re a little pricey, but damn do they cup those balls.
Perhaps we should send your balls a sympathy card. “Thinking of your balls at this time” – New from Hallmark.
I’ve heard that the gals often have a hard time finding a bra that fits properly as well. So, solidarity to all brothers and sisters of the UAIU (union against ill-fitting undies)!
Try saxx underwear!
Yes Saxx are amazing. I want a lady version. Flapzz. 😂