For the love of god, PLEASE invest in a belt. Or find a string and tie it through your belt loops…just find SOMETHING to hold up your fucking pants. It’s bad enough you caught my eye with your stupid blue hair and dirty appearance…but did you really need me to see the majority of your bare ass as you stood up right in front of me on the bus without warning?? I never stood a chance. Definitely NOT what I needed to start my morning. Fucktard. —Just Plain Bummed
This article appears in Feb 25 – Mar 3, 2010.
Just be thankful it wasn’t the other side
this must have been the fabled joe the plumber.
I hear times are tough, even of them hard-working folk.
At least he didn’t offer to flush out her (assuming it’s a female OP) pipes 😉
maybe you should have asked the person to swing around, and drop the front of his draws. would that be more to your liking, i bet it would have been.
not quite LS….. and even if I did swing that way, I doubt this would be a guy I found attractive. And if it was a female equivalent…. well, I still wouldn’t want to see.
mmm…ass crack…
*gag*
Next time stick a pencil down there…that’ll learn them
“just plain bummed” hahaha, you are killing me!
angel…. far too close to even consider putting my hand. Fuck knows what would jump out and crawl around on me. Would definitely need a shower in burning ethanol.
jonnoman, were you the o.p. here? didn’t know, and i don’t think you would swing that way either. shit, i hate fucking eye checkups, makes them blurry for hours afterward.
Clearly this person is not an American Idol fan.
Pants on the floor
Pants on the floor
Lookin’ like a fool
With your pants on the floor!
poopy pants, can’t run for shit…whenever i see ass crack i think of snl with dan ackroyd as the plumber
Disgusting! Nothing worse than seeing crack. You should have dropped some change in.
geekchick I think it’s “pants on the ground….”
either way, best thing to come out on American Idol this season (unless Seacrest has finally admitted his gayness….)
Y’ever see someone get on the bus and hope to fuck that they don’t end up sitting anywhere near you? Well this guy was it. And he had to sit near me. And then he got up and it was all over. I couldn’t even allow my eyes to meet the eyes of anyone else who happened to be looking…. for we would be bound for all eternity in the horrible memory… DIRRRTTTYY arse at that.
Best part of my seat is I never have to see crack. I do have to see this one old lady who always sits in the rear centre seat and never crosses her legs. Not so bad in the winter but it makes me afraid of the passenger mirror in the summer.
haha Diver Guy…. thank god “objects in mirror are closer than they appear” huh???
Must have been a hairy dude . I’m sure if it was a chicks butt crack – they would be not bitch . Well not for me . Always on the look out for some nice chicks butt to pop out some short pants and crack me a moon haha.
I know there are some asses I would love to see! Sadly, these are all fit guys who wear proprer pants and they don’t fall down. At least their ass looks nice.
i rarely see proper fitting trousers anymore…but it would be nice once in a while…wow big boy pants
hog.. you tell me. would you?
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=9589
oh man you love that site too much zZz…me too, it’s like the sun you just have to look and then you are blinded by it’s brilliance
HAHA ZZZ oh why oh why did I click that link !!!!! LMFAO – NOOOOO not that kind . Jesus man I was eatting something when i clicked it !!!!!! Awesome man , thanks for the laughs man – i am now seriously fucked up LOL
Hog…. you are only NOW seriously fucked up??? HAHA
haha jonnoman wlell maybe even more fucked up , I had to wash my eyes out. lol