Here’s a full hearted “fuck you” to the old couple at Crystal Crescent, Monday, who wouldn’t back up 15 feet to help clear a traffic bottle neck. All other drivers understood they needed to back up if we wanted to get out of there, but the Old Bat kept asking “Why aren’t those people moving? Why should we have to move?” The husband driver let his wife do the talking and the fuckers didn’t move. Eventually, without their cooperation, we got things moving. Thanks to those who put it in reverse and, again, Fuck You, to those that didn’t. ASSHOLES. —Just Trying to Get Things Moving
This article appears in Aug 6-12, 2015.
“Expensive convertibles are wasted on the old.” … Aristotle
A COMPLEX BITCH
“Why aren’t those people moving? Why should we have to move?” Old Bat
It appears that all the other drivers understood that they needed to back up 15 feet if they wanted to get out of there. However, the Old Bat coherently asked, “Why aren’t those people moving?” She knew that they would have to move back 15 feet if they wanted to get out of there. Quite rightly she concluded that if they weren’t moving then, “Why should we have to move?”
A good point. She didn’t move but, as it turned out, the traffic jam cleared up anyway. The Old Bat knew what she was talking about. It’s complex just how she did know but it is incontrovertible that she did. The wisdom of age, I guess.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
This isn’t a bitch. It’s a nasally whine. Oh, those nasty old people and their car you can’t afford.
Old fuckers. Man. Hey you old fuckers, get off my lawn.