I love that you have a fruit shop. Too bad that the arrangement I bought for my dead mother’s funeral reception was totally rotten. I called to try to remedy the fact that your fruits were terrible. You told me that it was my problem and that you have no control over the fruit you get in your shop and that was my problem not yours. If you want to run a business you should at least have some service skills instead of pretty much telling me to go kiss my own ass. P.S. I recommend you take a 6 week anger management course if you want to deal with the public. Otherwise take your own slop and shove it up your ass. —Guy who hates rotten fruit
This article appears in Jan 20-26, 2011.
Wow! Cities have been sacked for less and I’m NOT being sarcastic. I’d have had a difficult time keeping from ramming every mushy pineapple in every orifice this tosser possesses. You don’t have to put stink on this wanker’s name OP; give it 6 months and his/her doors will be padlocked.
hmm…is this a place possibly located in Clayton Park?
If its the same place that drops off all the stupid calendars all over the city then probably is Pretty Kitty.
When I read the title I thought it was about sebastian’s inability to find a date.
you buy apples and shit to pu on graves too. how about you go the day before to pick up, or make an arrangement to have deliver on that day of big do.
while i do feel for your loss, this is no place to air your hate to company, call them, or see them. then if you get fucked over, call b.b.b., they can help you better than we can.
Bahaha… oh NGF, that was actually quite funny. He’s been a good boy so far this year, perhaps it was a new year’s resolution??
Hahaha NGF…. indeedily funny. And yeah- I noticed that too ralmn! Seb…… from whence comes this sudden and boring change? Are we now to simply direct all negative posts at the OP themselves? Geesh.
you know, i used to hate rotten fruit too, but along came this pretty peach, with a very ripe pair of melons, after that, she was the apple of my eye. couldn’t find a lemon there. orange you glad i wrote that?
Nyuk, Nyuk Nyuk. Sounds like the old recipe for “Banana Bread” with those timeless words of wisdom at the end – “if bread starts to rise, LEAVE TOWN!”
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love you, Ivan.
And keep it coming Suckulous 😉
I like peaches!
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/180…
I’m not posting a ripe pair of melons though…
apple –> http://images.safm.com.au/2008/04/17/11080…
the biggest lemon I know –> http://www.budgetcompactcar.com/includes/i…
and orange –> http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content/uploa…
Dim really was Dim!
Here’s a ripe pair of melons 😛 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CyQdKY8Z8aQ/SRtD…
Sounds like the fruit arrangement shop on portland and baker ,they are the ones that hand out the calanders .
OB, please,a hint or five.
LS, I can’t see anyone going around the day before their Mother’s funeral reception, critiquing catering services. That’s cold.
It’s called professionalism, too bad this shop has none and took advantge of the situation.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/Foo…
195, you’re just as bad as painey this morn.
Oooh…. purdy. I prefer Hugo’s art to brendons. I think she needs a better boulder holder.
I think that’s kind of the point, ralmn. 😛 She’s a porn “actress” famous for her large boobies, so they don’t want her wearing something that actually fits. 😛
Actually 195, those mellons look a little overripe to me 😛
Which is why I thought some reinforcement would be in order. Gawd, I can’t imagine doing that to my body. Oh well, I’m not in the industry, what do I know? I hate my own DDs for being way to big to find clothing that fits… oh, to be a C cup.
I was trying to say that support is irrelevant as they’ll be free with all of 30 seconds anyways. 😛
I think the last thing on the OP’s mind should be rotting fruit. The reception is about their mother, not the food.
THIS IS MY KINDA KNOKKERS
http://gizmodo.com/5738667/some-day-knokke…
now that looks like fun, this does not
http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/1…
realm, if you need help holding them up, i can give you a hand, hell i’ll even give you two. and brendon, didn’t you know that melon juice is really good for you, yum,yum.
Oh ralmn 🙁 I know people who have issues finding clothing to fit their large chests (one person I know is an H!). It sucks. They have to shop at the plus size stores and have things taken in elsewhere.
Meanwhile, I’m a perfect C (not a small c, not a large c, just a c) and I find it difficult sometimes to find a fitted shirt that’s not too big. I’ve been trying on bridesmaid’s dresses on for the past few months and the boobs in those things are HUGE!