To all you assholes who spend your student loans and parents’ money on getting wasted everyday and making peoples’ days miserable:
I can hear you outside my window at night yelling obscene things at girls walking by and pushing over the lotto 649 sign on the sidewalk. I hope you know that theft and destruction of people’s things is a sad attempt to prove your masculinity.
Why didn’t you just get your parents to buy you an expensive ass bike instead of stealing my crappy little one that I use to get to work so i can support myself? Also, I’m not afraid of you, jerkwads. —Uneducated, but smarter than you
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
and all the univerities in the world can’t make them any smarter, what a sorry fucking mess this world is coming to. time to push the big button georgie bushwhacker, oh he isn’t there now. oh well, osama can get it done, or how about any idiot in that white place.
LS, you’re not supposed to eat the wax fruit… they’re just for show…
Sorry that you lost your bike…that really sucks.
Another anti-student fake bitch. Are these all posted by the same bitcher?
Next!!
@Commandante Esposito
Why do you think all these bitches are fake? I’m not arguing with you, I’m just confused because you seem to think a lot of bitches are fake.
Check Kijiji….that’s where most of the stolen shit ends up….including your bike, more than likely.
@PurpleFire
I have a theory that most of these “drunk students crapped on my porch” type bitches are the work of one insane individual who, for reasons unknown, was denied access to higher education and has therefore embarked on a lifelong crusade to cast all participants in higher learning as louts, layabouts and jackanapes.
My analysis of the syntax and vocabulary of many of these “anti-student” bitches leads me to the conclusion that they are, in fact, the work of the same person.
Thank you for clearing that up 🙂
I hear a lot of drunk students rolling by my place on a near nightly basis. The other night I wasn’t sure if there was a chick fight happening or if a couple of hipsters were having a “deep” conversation.
Don’t begrudge them a beer.
Actually, i am a new bitcher that just so happens to live in the middle of a student residential area. And i’m not attacking all students, i’m attacking those i hear outside my window who have obviously just graduated highschool and are going to university with their parents’ money. And yes i am bitter, because i have to work my ass off to go to school and i need my bike to go to work, and these assholes constantly fuck with me for a laugh, not understanding how hard some people have to work for what they have. It just seems like every jock from highschool has moved into res around me, and i don’t feel safe in my own neighbourhood. These are valid concerns, that many people just so happen to share. It’s not funny to steal from people, it’s not funny to beat people up, it’s not funny to make rude comments to girls walking by on the streets, and it’s not funny to yell at the top of your lungs for no reason at 4 in the morning. Maybe if you had a bedroom window that pointed towards the streets of a frosh ridden neighbourhood and you had to work in the morning, you would be bitter too.
Also, i would actually like to replace the word “students” with “bros”.
you need to get your hands on a taser….
air horns are very effective