You gave a guy a fake number and it happened to be mine. Just wanted to let you know you dodged a bullet there. When I replied to him “I think Becky gave you a fake number, honey!” he proceeded to ask me “how old r u?” and “wats ur name?” Desperate creep, am I right? —Thanks for the Chuckle
This article appears in Mar 18-24, 2010.


yo $ that mf shit happens everyday inhali son,4 men and women we both do this fucked up stuff
Becky blew off Nick? Heheheh.
I keep getting some weird texts from a number I don’t know, but haven’t responded yet. Thanks to Nick, I now know what to say!
I blew off a Nick once.
Q what’s the number? I send random texts to this one number every now and then. Although now I guess I should change the number…. it’s amazing the things one’ll do looking for love.
i’m not that desperate; i was just being friendly is all 🙂
I remember when I lived in Ontario, and a guy would ask me for my phone number, I’d give him the one that I have here.
I giggle when I picture the guy FINALLY gettin up the nerve to call, only to hear “You must dial one then the area code”
(When I lived in Ontario it was before it was madatory to dial the area code in front of the phone number)
this is classic
I was wondering why I wasn’t getting any reply from my friend for the longest time before I remembered that she changed her phone and I forgot to delete her old number and was still texting that. I still wonder who I was texting… Maybe it was you, Q!