Oh my god!!! Its winter and it may snow. Oh no, what do I do? Maybe shut the city down? No, the province then? Fuck it! Close the country because it snowed in winter. Jesus people what the hell happened to the human race? —Little snow babies!
This article appears in Feb 6-12, 2014.


Hey Little snow babies!
I agree with your argument. I run a successful retail business on Spring Garden Road and am very successful at it. I have a waterfront condo, an expensive car, I wear expensive clothes and support my artist boyfriend. My employees are fond of my style and grace and are always appreciative of me allowing them to come to work during blizzards. Of course I would fire them if they didn’t. Cash is king.
How pathetic .. one of the cows that post here, perhaps the rag hag or the cat whore, has decided to post comments under my name.
Have fun, skank!
I feel like i’m in one of those cartoons where the real side-kick and the dastardly, evil look-alike point at each other and say “Shoot him!” in unison. Because… and no offense… you really can’t tell the difference. Especially when the same account is downvoting and upvoting itself.
The pettiness is making me dizzy. It’s like conversing in portals without the strategy or companion cubes.
I don’t know.. it’s midnight.
Eh, not my style, Buddha. I’ve got better things to do with my time than create a fake troll account to make you look like a fool when you do a good enough job of that on your own. There are plenty of people on here that think you’re ridiculous, so put on a blind fold, spin yourself around and point.
And it’s quite clear that you like your own posts, which is LOL.
We have become a country of weather weenies.
It’s like Snowmegeddon after it starts flurrying nowadays!
“I’ve got better things to do with my time than ..”
I doubt it, but it may have been the rag hag or the good dog fool .. who knows? One skank is much like another!
“And it’s quite clear that you like your own posts, which is LOL.”
Often I do just that! Is there something wrong with liking my posts? I notice that many of your posts are heavily disliked, particularly when you talk like a whore.
Is the period troll thing making a comeback?
Seriously, this wednesday snowstorm bullshit has got to stop.
Le cafard, Zedster. Its the month of Prozac and Kitchen Knives, so everybody gets a little rangy in different ways. A good ruck can be fun, but lets stop short of the full fledged troll wars no matter how much Ying Yang reminds us of a peroxided, wall-eyed slore in a white chenille sweater vest.
Wish I could tip N.S. on it’s side and dump all the snow weenies and bad drivers into the freezing Atlantic.
Do I detect a little roll of the tongue when you say ‘whore’, Buddha? I’ll bet you say that with great relish (and maybe a side of mayo), Buddha-Butt or as your staff likes to call you: ‘Queen of Inertia’. It’s quite obvious that your stock is the stuff rich hookers dream of, O Purveyor of the Whore Lure’ fashion line.
“We’re bored, Uncle Ivan! Tell us a story!!!!”
“We’re bored, Uncle Ivan! Tell us a story!!!!”
“We’re bored, Uncle Ivan! Tell us a story!!!!”
Said in unison by three very annoying chickadees.
See, I don’t post for likes because I could give two shits about whether people like you like what I have to say or not.
Obviously, though, I’ve struck a nerve in my posts directed at you. Can’t handle the truth? Perhaps if you were able to formulate more than an argument that I’m a whore… You might as well be 12 and all ‘you’re stupid, stupid!’ because I see through you and your hollow, vapid existence and you know it. Especially when you use expensive ‘stuff’ as a trump card and actually think anyone cares. I see right through you, and so do many many others on this board (and probably the vast majority of those out there on real life) and it bugs the SHIT out of you.
I’ll post under my own account to tell you just how much of a douche you are because people like you, who are utterly clueless, amuse me. You getting all upset about it is really all about hilarity for me, but don’t think for one second I’d spend any amount of time creating fake accounts that post what you’re already posting. I know you truly believe this but: you’re not that important.
It’s big picture time, Kitty – we’re looking at a nano-sized business hawking solid brass knocker sleeves and crocheted arse floss which is purchased by escorts, trophy wives and the terminally stupid with too much money and time.
We might as well let it go – visions of a frowsy bleached blonde with Marty Feldman eyes is appearing – she’s wearing a 80s hook rug as a sweater – OMF! She’s holding a limp sock puppet with Xs for eyes!!! NOOOOOOOO…….
For you TT, and all my children:
“There vas good Shock Vorker name of Serge.
Who could not not control sexual urge.
He vas making lewd pass
At K.G.B. Chairman’s vife’s ass.
So he vas shot….”
It’s just so EASY, TT. I actually do feel sorry for Buddha. If she had to come on an anonymous bitch board and flaunt superficial accomplishments to impress to a group of strangers, something is seriously lacking in her life. Especially if she feels the need to like her own posts, lol. She sounds monumentally immature and insecure.
“Расскажите подробнее, Uncle Ivanski!”
“Расскажите подробнее, Uncle Ivanski!”
“Расскажите подробнее, Uncle Ivanski!”
Yeah, Kitty, she needs a $100 couch. We’re shooting fiddler crabs in a bucket here.
I feel like I’m picking on a mentally disabled child, so I think I may hang back a bit.
ok, stop with the whore bashing here Buddha. that’s my name! C.O.Y.O.T.E.
Did I ever tell you kids the fairy tale about the Nepalese prince who was such a tedious pain in the ass that he kept being reincarnated as progressively lower forms of life? Currently she’s a self-entitled twat singlehandedly devoted to killing the “Buy-Local” movement.
Next up – the microscopic parasite that causes the heartbreak of slop-itch.
If it’s snowing and people are nervous to drive in it, so why should they have to? It’s better for everybody if they stay off them.
It’s good to see rational adulthood has remained the bitch board staple while i was gone…
“…he kept being reincarnated as progressively lower forms of life? Currently she’s ..” -Ivan
The prince was a princess? I see that you have found that bottle of rum, after all!
I did say “lower forms of life” – hence “he” to “she”
>; )
Well Ivan I only drink top shelf rum because I have a very successful business on Spring Garden Road, live in a beautiful waterfront condo and drive an expensive car. You are probably so jealous of me and my beautiful things.