To the dude who drooelled all over his woman’s pussy, sounds like you took one for the team. I get it though, once your down there you feel obligated. Haven’t you ever learned how to discreetly do the sniff test? First you reach downstairs for a diddle in the middle, digging deep into those sugar walls…then with the same hand, you cup the breast while going in to suck the nippel…while your nose is conveniently near your fingers, you discreetly inhale and do the sniff test. That way if she aint fresh, you can just forgo the oral insteadof drooelling all over her like a saint bernard. —Your welcome

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  1. The stinky vag has just overtaken the dog poo/ snow fort issue as the city’s most pressing problem. At least to this crowd.

  2. THE SNIFF TEST

    “First you reach downstairs for a diddle n the middle, digging deep into those sugar walls … then with the same hand, you cup the breast while going in to suck the nippel (sic) … while your nose is conveniently near your fingers, you discreetly inhale and do the sniff test.” Your welcome

    But what were you doing with the other hand? Are you an amputee?

    A pleasure as always,

    Cheerio!

  3. Why would they NOT freshen themselves previously? Pardon me, my stomach has weakened….

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