To the guy who left me a $10 tip and wished me “Merry Christmas” when I was having a particularly awful night at work: thank you so much for taking two seconds to offer a discouraged girl some kindness. You’re my Christmas Miracle. —A distraught waitress
This article appears in Dec 16-22, 2010.


He was probably wanted to stuff it in your panties or down your bra, but lost his confidence at the last minute. Ohh well, still a mutual benefit: you got a sweet tip, and he got something decent for the spank bank.
that’s pretty amazing…
at our festivus, I got an n-sync doll….
I think we know who the winner is here.