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A special thank you to the hipster douchebag fuckfaces who have ruined the local farmers markets for regular people shopping for regular food. I don’t want to hear live music at a volume more suitable for a bar. I don’t want to be subjected to the stink from your organic, hand made artisan soaps and aromatherapy oils that somehow don’t bother you even though you all seem to be scent sensitive or have that bullshit environmental illness. I don’t want pastries and coffee I can make myself at home. I don’t want to be crammed in unshaved armpit to runny nostril with parents waxing poetic about whatever makes them pretend to be fulfilled while they are ignoring their precious little monsters running around like mini terrorists. Move. You are blocking the fucking aisle. I want the beautiful fruits, vegetables and starter plants that I used to be able to buy from local farmers at a much lower price than the big retailers. But you assholes have fucked that up for everybody, too, because now all that stuff costs just as much, if not more, than it does at the corporate grocery store. Thank you so much for taking something local and pure and useful and turning it into another steaming pile of Halifax hipster crap. Fuck you, you fucking fucks. —hungry in Dartmouth
This article appears in Mar 26 – Apr 1, 2015.
You must leave Dartmouth immediately. Otherwise you will remain hungry.
Sounds like someone has a hipster bug up their arse. I don’t find the crowd at the new market much different from the old one. And, personally, I find the hipsters less annoying than the unwashed, non-deodorized hippy types doused in patchoulie oil.
That said, the I have to admit that I do get a little ticked at the mothers pushing double-wide SUV strollers and taking up an entire aisle.
Hehehe this bitch made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh!
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Too funny, this could have been written by me, but without the hipster hate (my degree of hipster hate is waaayyy tamer than this dudes). The last time I was there it didn’t seem as bad, quite a few of the ‘farmers’ have left, leaving a lot of empty space so it didn’t seem as jam packed. From what I understand, the Dartmouth market has more actual farmers and less doily makers, quilters, and nicnackers so maybe you want to check that out.
It can be discouraging when people play loud music in a place where you do not want them to play loud music.
Sometimes it isn’t the volume, its the creepness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h84voxR_t1…
Yeah but it makes the hipsters and eco-nuts look cool. Where else can you get robbed for a piece of crappy, smelly soap.
I didn’t know they sold skinny jeans and fedoras at the farmers market? Huh. who knew?
Speaking of undesirable characters, the McFists were McFlying into people’s McFaces at the playroom of the McDonalds in Dartmouth. What a McWorld we live in!
http://thechronicleherald.ca/metro/1277606…
Probably the same Terror-Tots after leaving the Farmer’s Market.
^ Hahaha
No one cares what you think, ohhappyday. ^
Sobeys? They have fresh produce, and want to know a secret? It all comes from the same place.
And you only have to stand in one line to pay for it, not 5 times at 5 different vendors.
Hey bud …. dont like it.. dont come…fuck you.