Why do people feel the need to impersonate actors and other famous people on FACEBOOK? WHY do they feel the need to mislead fans and friends? Seriously. They don’t have life, it’s illegal and it makes you look like an attention starved loser, stop pretending and get a fucking life.
You’rer pathic and need to be locked up big time. —Made in China

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  1. I agree with OP!
    Waiters and waitresses are underpaid, and tips are often the only way to pay for the essentials of life!

    Huh, wuzzit?

  2. People always confuse me with the Michael Myers from the Halloween movies because I own a mask of human skin, though I wear it infrequently.

  3. so, why the fuck would you or anyone, want to hobnob with the celebs, anyway. are you an attention starved deviant or something. most of these”stars”, are bigger losers than you are. so, why waste your time, and a good bitch on them?

  4. Facebook? Still? How bout just sticking to having ppls you know as friends. If you want to stalk celebrities get on Twitter.

  5. Maybe some of these people just happen to have the same name as a celebrity. I work with a guy called Jim Morrison, I know a Bo Jackson.
    For anyone under forty or don’t follow football, these people probably won’t mean anything to you.

  6. I had never heard of Pro-Stars Furious but yes that’s Bo Jackson. Might have been one of the all-time greats had his career not been cut short by a hip injury.

  7. Yes, he did for a few years. His baseball career actually eclipsed his football career. He was amazing at both sports particularly football although the nature of his injury took him out of that sport.

  8. Living organisms like sebastian pretend to be humans every day of the week, OB. Get used to idiots pretending to be something they’re not. Besides it’s fun having things to laugh at.

  9. Yeah, first dude I can remember that broke a bat over his knee. Back before the strike, when I watched baseball.

  10. Maybe they are using Barbie pics so that the Facebook facial recognition software won’t find them and track them. Funny story: years ago, at a party, a woman I don’t particularly like was in conversation across the room when suddenly we all heard “Was that on MY FACE?” (she didn’t know from my space or face book)

    still gets a laugh, after all these years: was that on MY FACE?

  11. I’m under 40 and don’t follow football and I know who Bo Jackson and Jim Morrison are. Come on, give young people some credit. I bet you would be surprised at how many kids in high school know Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Keith Moon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Star, George Harrison, john Lennon, Angus Young, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Waters, Syd Barrett, David Gilmour, Mick Jagger, Keith Ricards, Jonny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams, Donovan, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Stephen Stills, David Crosby, Graham Nash, Bruce Springsteen, John Fogarty, Tom Fogarty, Eric Clapton, Don Henley, Joe Walsh, Robbie Robertson, Levon Helm, Tom Petty, etc.
    Thats just off the top of my head, and since I assume that you are over 40, you had better know who they all are.

  12. Do I hear a vote for Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen?

    “Son, yer gonna drive me to drinkin’
    if you don’t stop drivin’ that hot. rod. Lincoln.”

  13. Glad to hear it m_kegg. I don’t take anything for granted in that regard. David Gilmour. I’m impressed. I bet most of your contemporaries don’t know him.

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