Living in Fairview for all of my life, I can tell you that I’ve seen many things, but the young punk driving around in the beemer convertable, music blaring, with both the front and rear seats jammed full of lawn jockeys takes the cake. Do they belong to you or have you “borrowed” them from the good people of Fairview? When I asked you what you thought you were doing, you told me to “Mind my own business.” No sir, I won’t mind my own business, not when the safety of our community comes into question. Now I have to bring Jeffery the Butler (my own beloved jockey) in at night, thanks to you and he weighs more than 30 pounds, hard on my bad knee! Go over to Dartmouth where you belong! —Safety for our Jockies
This article appears in Aug 23-29, 2012.
“Living in Fairview for all of my life…”
You have my greatest sympathies…
Being from fairview, shouldn’t you know more about booby-trapping and chicanery?
This will be a tough case to crack, since all the other Fairview lawn jockeys refuse to co-operate with the 5-0. I assume the beemer had a license plate and you forwarded the number to the local constabulary? You know, since your spider sense was already tingly.
Excuse me – what the hell does Dartmouth have to do with this? I live in Dartmouth and can easily walk anywhere at any time. I wouldn’t do the same in Fairview if you paid me a million dollars! Screw off with the Dartmouth bashing already!
my daughter’s old guh-nomes are still lurking amongst the trees, no one’s seen fit to liberate them. send the dude in the beemer out here! i could use the target practise.
I don’t know what’s sadder, OB. The fact that you yourself, still have a lawn jockey in this day and age, (named Jeffery the Butler, no less. Classy.)
or the fact that some punk in a BMW considered them worth taking;
OR that he was able to find enough to fill both his front and rear seats full….! WTF?
some assholes just wanna make trouble and steal shit, that isn’t theirs. there is nothing wrong with fairview, it is just of the shit that lives out here. you get your douchebags no matter where you go today, and i defy anyone that says this isn’t so.
fairview is basically a quiet place, except foer some idiots that like to cause shit, and then thanks to those idiots, fairview gets a bad name.
Go over to Dartmouth? Fuck Off OP
Dartmouth has nothing to do with your issue OP. So fuck off and leave Dartmouth alone. Fairview is no better or worse.
Can we all just meet in the middle and send them to pinecrest?
Arguably one of the more anarchic subsets of D-town. Odds are they wouldn’t last long there anyways…
neither would you, punk ass bitch.
another finely crafted retort from Stay Puft.
one can only assume now that you live there…
it explains a lot.
tell me, do you keep your ‘gat’ under your massive left mammary,
or deep in the fold across your belly button?
I’m not sure which would be more efficient.
The punk is probably a gnome felon. Hahahahahaha…. ha!
nice one, gibbon
I’ll see your lawn jockey and raise you two porch monkeys.
it’s funny… in missing my bus this morning and having to traverse to another stop for a backup route, I found that once the 5 or 6 people that actually have jobs leave for work from fairview, the rest of the people… the skeezy welfare smokers… really seem to liven the place up.
Ya know… those “lawn jockys” were once painted in black-face and weren’t called jockeys… If you ask me, if y’all have lawn jockeys, might as well say…
Sebastian Leblanc is from Dartmouth where he puts on his blow-up doll face.
Lay off Dartmouth you senseless twat, seriously? pissing on Dartmouth has gotta STOP!!
oh btw, do you have 10 minute bus service? we do, on portland street..